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How to hunt liberals...joke

posted 11/13/2007 9:38:21 PM |
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First, choose your territory...if you are hunting liberals, Cali & NY have scads of them...they are rather rare in rural areas and tend to focus around large cities. Best bet is parks & anywhere you see a Hillary Clinton for Pres sign in a front yard.

Generally hunting libs is like snipe hunting...they are exceptionally fast runners and must be shot the moment they are spotted...if you wound one, finish it off quickly with a second round...otherwise you'll have to listen to screams of "Socialized Medicine" "Socialized Medicine" for hours...

Calls that work best...if you want old libs, try "No Nukes...No Nukes...." if you want young libs use "gay Marriage" or "Hillary for Pres" ... Do not use "Hillary for Pres" in the South, as you will draw fire from other hunters...even squirrel hunters will shoot at ya for that one.

My thanks to Bloom County for the ideas for this blog :) Feel free to add your hunting tips below

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