As I grow in age, I value most of all.
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle
of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She
doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does
something she wants to do, and it's usually more
interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
screaming match with you over the opera or in the
middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often
undeserved. They know what it's like to be
unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40
is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like
one. You don't ever have to wonder where you
stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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sugarnspice005
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Nov 13 @ 12:42PM
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For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Ya got that right!!!!!!!!!!! 
Great blog.  
Here's a green thing-a-ma-jiggy for ya. 
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asnet
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Nov 13 @ 12:49PM
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Watch it Max ... You're as close to the line as you want to be.
You go take a survey of the 22-year-olds before you mouth off about who is making a fool of who, if anyone.
Otherwise, you are pretty much on target.
I would only add that over-40 and a BBW/"a few extra pounds"
is definitely a plus. One greeno goes up.
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casuallylooking
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Nov 13 @ 12:59PM
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Awww Max....... 
I may wake him in the middle of the night, but you're right, it's not going to be to ask him what he's thinking....... It's going to be to show him what I'm thinking........ 
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str8ngr84u2
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Nov 13 @ 12:59PM
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Yeah, for us!! I have to tell you that that is pretty accurate, with me anyway...
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 13 @ 1:00PM
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
every stunning, smart, well-coifed, hot woman over
40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year old
waitress. Ladies, I apologize. Well its about time someone apologized........but we already know it wouldnt have been you in those yellow pants....sweetie........your more partial to blue speedos...............
Yea for us women over 40..........
Great Blog!!
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max49
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Nov 13 @ 1:51PM
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I think it's about time someone apologized for all the pigs out there Dayna and you are right. I can make a fool out of myself just as well with the speedos. I don't need them thar yeller pants fer that. 
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Lisa46
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Nov 13 @ 2:00PM
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I would only add that over-40 and a BBW/"a few extra pounds"
is definitely a plus.
 I think I'm in love 
and max I think your adorable in your purple/pink speedo's
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HollyHummy
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Nov 13 @ 2:45PM
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I love it!!! I could have used this one last week!! 
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when
you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for
you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.
Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying
an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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Argit01
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Nov 13 @ 3:23PM
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Well I am lucky as I have a woman who is over 40 and she is more fun than any 22 year old, not that I would know as the youngest woman I ever dated was 26, if you can call constantly shagging dating!
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PrincessKissy
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Nov 13 @ 4:20PM
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if you can call constantly shagging dating
So...uh... you wanna do some dating while you're here? 
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Argit01
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Nov 13 @ 4:25PM
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if you can call constantly shagging dating
So...uh... you wanna do some dating while you're here? Yeah baby, yeah
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Curious436
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Nov 13 @ 5:29PM
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Thank you, from someone OVER 40..... 
Didn't think anyone appreciated us.
I keep telling myself that I am like a fine wine, get better with time. Then I hear wine does to turn vinegar you know!!!!!!
You made my day.......
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LilGriz
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Nov 13 @ 6:38PM
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Ya pretty much nailed that one Max. Course, I know better than to try with a 22 yr old waitress. Where would you even find yellow pants  
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asnet
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Nov 13 @ 6:49PM
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Try to have something to eat and take it easy, lisa.
I'll be there in 15 minutes.
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