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posted 11/12/2007 9:28:41 PM |
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A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it st range for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:

'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!'

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Ashinatrix

Nov 12 @ 9:31PM  
Last time I make it with a carney!!!
TattooedRawkStar

Nov 12 @ 9:33PM  
It's because only tall girls can reach the top shelf.

Nice one, Y.
Ewe_Wish

Nov 12 @ 9:34PM  
That is wrong on so many levels...........
ynot7769

Nov 12 @ 9:36PM  
It's because only tall girls can reach the top shelf.

hmmm well i'm figuring top shelf is da' best but i'm just not sure........what exactly is TALL??
Ashinatrix

Nov 12 @ 9:38PM  
only tall girls can reach the top shelf.
and only tall girls can ride the good rides too.......
damn it sucks being short
TattooedRawkStar

Nov 12 @ 9:40PM  
damn it sucks being short

That's funny, Ash; I'd think those same words with a bit different order would be just what the doctor ordered...

Plus, you can toss around the little ones easier.
Ashinatrix

Nov 12 @ 9:41PM  
Fuckin' cheap ass, polyester, styro-stuffed bear.....fuckin' thing caught fire when I lit my smoke!!!!
Ashinatrix

Nov 12 @ 9:44PM  
But he said I was special
NachoBaby

Nov 12 @ 9:44PM  
I didn't get a bear.. what's that sayin??? HUH??? what?
TattooedRawkStar

Nov 12 @ 9:45PM  
LMAO @ Ash!!!

You rule, baby.
LJRite69

Nov 12 @ 9:49PM  
That is so WRONG!!!.............
ladybootscooter

Nov 12 @ 10:00PM  
I got a big bear! I got a big bear! ........not braggin......just sayin!
sumdaysoon

Nov 12 @ 10:01PM  
where's this bar at again..........
borachone

Nov 12 @ 11:38PM  
What the F who sent me this damned midget bear
borachone

Nov 12 @ 11:39PM  
slips in an leaves agreen thingie on the top shelf All hail the king
hornytoad55

Nov 12 @ 11:48PM  
good one Steve. I hadn't heard it before caught me off guard
lifeizabitch

Nov 13 @ 9:46AM  
Gee just change the teddy bear to a tiger and then this story would remind me of one of our more prolificly perverse members.
casuallylooking

Nov 13 @ 11:45AM  
Umm, exactly how high are those shelves? Just wondering.....
what exactly is TALL??
I'm betting it's over 5ft. Darn it!!!

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