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posted 11/12/2007 11:53:17 AM |
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  max49

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,

doing nothing. One lady turns and asks,

"Do you still get horny?"

The other replies, "Oh, sure I do."

The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?"

The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver."

After a few moments, the first old lady asks,

"Er... Who drives you to the beach???"

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ladybootscooter

Nov 12 @ 12:00PM  
Good one Max.
Lisa46

Nov 12 @ 12:02PM  
umm can I go to the beach???
Ewe_Wish

Nov 12 @ 12:16PM  
Dammit, Max, it hurts when I laugh.........but still was funny.......
zena343

Nov 12 @ 12:29PM  
That's funny Max,
NightOfOld

Nov 12 @ 1:34PM  

Good one Max

A green thing because I can
borachone

Nov 12 @ 7:08PM  
slips on life guard vest I'll be able to drive them to the beach

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