Not one of my better titles, I realize, but then who really cares? It's not as if anybody iz going 2 fucking read this anyway! I honestly doubt that LadieDarkStarr or Looking4ever are sitting there (Totally naked...thinking about me...playing with themselves - hey, watch it! Whose fucking fantasy iz this, anyway...) thinking 2 themselves, 'God...how I wish DS would write another blog...', but then anything iz possible, I suppose.
I'm in pretty good spirits, actually. One of my friends just joined AMD, so I expect some sparks 2 fly! Look for motoxmilf, and tell her that DS said she wuz SEXY and that U should talk 2 her. She's really N2 men that whine and loves it when guys lie 2 her. She's hoping 2 hook up with somebody who has a wife and kids and iz most likely a closet homosexual. That way they can discuss shoes over breakfast without anyone feeling 2 overly akward about it, plus as an added bonus, they can date the same men and then critique them with one another later. U just can't buy that kind of relationship, I'm telling U...
OK...I'm being kind of a shithead. She really iz a cute chick. But don't take my word 4 it...actually, I do think it would be kinda neat 2 flood her mailbox with messages saying "DS suggested I say hi!", if 4 no other reason than 2 prove I wuzn't just bullshitting when I told her I wuz somewhat of a celebrity here on AMD (Did U hear that? That wuz the sound of my ego overinflating...), and that everyone here (EVERYONE...except U, apparently...) fucking loves the shit outta me. We wouldn't want her 2 think I wuz full of shit, would we? I say that as if knowing me alone duzn't answer that fucking question, huh?
U know...I wuz perusing my profile earlier, and I started going back and reading some of my old blogs. I really don't know how the fuck y'all put up with my ass 4 as long as U have. I get on my own fucking nerves. But I am funny, goddamnit. U gotta give me that much.
Well, actually...I don't suppose U have 2 give me anything at all. U could just be a fucking dick about it and tell me 2 get fucking lost. Kick rocks, motherfucker, I gots better shit 2 do with my time than this bullshit right here...
As I am sure U do. As a matter of fact, I would venture that it wouldn't take all that goddamned much 4 U 2 have something better worth doing (Wow...are we still speaking english here?) than wasting Ur time reading this drivel. I mean, c'mon already...if I wuzn't so busy trying 2 get Sunshine79 2 send me pictures of her tits I doubt I would even find the time 2 read it! dumblonde iz another one who really needs 2 hook a motherfucker up with some nudie pics! C'mon, ladies...U know U want 2...
belle1010 used 2 love me. She used 2 send me all kinds of shit she took with her camera phone. Lately...not so much. Same thing with tlc0766 and PrincessKissy, Not so much...I guess they just don't love me no more... But that's the kinda shit I am talking about!Unrehearsed...unscripted...undressed...impromptu shit that U won't mind seeing reposted on my other blog. I wish I wish I wish!
Don't think 4 one second that I wouldn't post a cock shot on that motherfucker, either! Especially if Pudge2you wuz 2 write something like "Ricks100thfknBlog" on his pecker B4 taking the pic. Well, in Pudge's case, "Ri", since that's pretty much all that will fit without using his abdomen, nutsack and one ass cheek.
But I digress. Please do not mistake my blatant attempts 2 seduce Pudge as some kind of homo-erotic fantasy on my part. Trust me...it iz a lot closer 2 hetero-neurotic than either of us would care 2 admit. But don't take my word 4 it! Ask him...he'll tell U. Just as soon as he iz done emailing me pictures of his cock, that iz...
Keeping U posted,
DS 
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Looking4ever
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Nov 11 @ 7:24AM
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Your popularity wouldn't be so past tense if you would get your ass back here and post blogs worth reading again...
BTW, how did you know I was naked...???? 
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PrincessKissy
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Nov 11 @ 7:59AM
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Yeah.... what SHE^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ said. And I did send you pics.... and you never even responded. I was crushed and as a result deleted all my nudes. *sobs dramatically* Now who's the bitch that can't get no love? HUH? HUH? I ask you.... HUH?????? 
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Looking4ever
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Nov 11 @ 8:13AM
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I sent him nude pics too and all I got was a form letter saying thank you for your submission. See if I do that again! 
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DickSlippery
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Nov 11 @ 10:17AM
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OMG!!!
U guys are such fucking BITCHES! No wonder I love U both as much as I do, huh?
DS
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PrincessKissy
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Nov 11 @ 10:50AM
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Of course we are bitches, why else would we talk to you? 
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slohand_47
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Nov 11 @ 12:12PM
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Sent a welcome to motox for you.............
Say..... I have to ask....... I've saw the tag "whig"
What the heck does that mean????
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DickSlippery
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Nov 11 @ 12:48PM
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Oh GOD!!! Not this AGAIN!!!
It refers 2 the Whig political party of 17th Century fame. Somehow or another I managed 2 bastardize it 4 my own use.
BTW PK...U are one of the finest BITCHES I know!
DS
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belle1010
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Nov 12 @ 3:10PM
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I still love you, I just figured you didn't want any nekkid pictures of a pregnant chick. 
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