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You're a redneck if. . . . . . . (Joke / humor)

posted 11/8/2007 11:16:32 PM |
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  regularguy354

Your gene pool doesn't have a "deep end."

Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Fewer than half of your cars run.

You buy two CB radios so you can talk to yourself.

Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.

You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.

You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

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Ashinatrix

Nov 9 @ 7:23AM  
You wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
......my kind of man

You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
......been there

Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
.....we have our own trucks



MAS71

Nov 9 @ 7:56AM  
Where are all the politically correct people. Did they not see its a culture joke.
They should be outraged that someone can JOKE on different people. Oh wait, its not about black people, so I guess all of you think its OK.
Like I said, all you posers have no idea what your moral standing is. Most of you just jump on the politically correct bandwagon.

I personally think this blog is FUNNY also. It does not matter who or what you are, if its funny its funny.

Peace
darthmaul

Nov 9 @ 3:24PM  
Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

This is bad...how? besides, she has her own damn truck!

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