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posted 11/8/2007 8:36:24 AM |
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Body: Body: THE ELEVATOR

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."

The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and
brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"

The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!... Sweet Jesus, thank God, I thought
you said "Turn around"!

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max49

Nov 8 @ 8:40AM  
LMFAO Good one and a kudo for you.

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