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Nov 8 @ 7:58AM  
....tooo funny....

Nov 8 @ 9:06AM  
I started reading your blog here and there and finally started at the beginning, all the way to the end! Funny blog!

I too have a book coming out- it's titled:

WHAT....??? I'm an Optimist- I'm Positive if Given Half a Chance, Something Will Fuck Up!


Nov 8 @ 9:31AM  
56. Flavor Flav's Illustrated Kama Sutra

That would be a scary book to read.


Nov 8 @ 9:43AM  
Some awefully funny and pretty aweful thoughts. LOL.....

Nov 8 @ 10:42AM  
Worth a kudo....

Also, an addition to the children's library from his eminence David Letterman....

It's a book about how to console your child after they have been traumatized by their first conception of death.

The Muppets All Die and Go to Hell.


Nov 8 @ 11:22AM  
HEY, some of these were really good :D

Nov 8 @ 1:56PM  

Now I know why I get head aches when I read.

Nov 9 @ 4:28AM  
As usual, I have some that I could add...

Mein Comp....a freeloader's guide to Las Vegas

Unleash the introvert within

Rich Dad, Poor neglected Mom

The Little Injun that could...A guide to Foxwoods

....sorry, I could probably go on all day. Lucky for you I have to get to work.


Nov 14 @ 10:51PM  

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