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posted 11/6/2007 9:03:52 PM |
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Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The insurance clerk says to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent at the same time and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, the situation is either bad or terrible!"

"What do you mean?" "Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which test is your Wife's."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" "Normally, we could do that. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once in a year, so we can't repeat the test again until next year."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The HMO recommends that you drop your wife off on the outskirts of town... if she remembers the way home, don't sleep with her."

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asnet

Nov 6 @ 9:10PM  
Don't give them any more ideas.
six3indallas

Nov 6 @ 10:49PM  
I'm glad you tagged that as a Joke.

Otherwise it would have been hard to tell!
Angel_45304

Nov 7 @ 8:52AM  
That is about the truth of health care anymore, oh so sad

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