Lesbonics (Joke/Humor/ just plain funny) posted 11/6/2007 8:19:27 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse

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1 . What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ..
A. Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A. Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ..
A. Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ...
A. A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ..
A. Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? .
A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake .

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
A. Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
A. Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...
A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
A. One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
A. 100 people that don't do dick!

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