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posted 11/6/2007 7:26:24 PM |
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  PrincessKissy

A man goes into a bar looking very depressed and orders a drink. As soon as it hits the bar, the man shoots it down and orders another. The sympathetic bartender asks, "Anything you want to talk about?"

The depressed man replies, "Well, for the last couple of months, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So today, I took off work early and decided to surprise her and come home for lunch. I caught her screwing my best friend."

"Wow," replied the bartender. "If you don't mind my asking, what do you say to your best friend in that situation?"

The man replied, "I looked him right in the eye, and I yelled, BAD DOG!"

Bonus Dog Joke - Another Dog

Two immigrants, on their first day in America, are wandering around seeing the sights of New York City. One spots a street vendor selling "Hot Dogs" and says in a shocked tone, "My God, do they eat dogs in America?"

"I don't know," says the other, equally appalled.

"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do." They approach the vendor bravely. "Two, please." The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks.

The immigrants sit on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack and turns to the other and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"

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six3indallas

Nov 6 @ 7:44PM  
Badda boom, badda bing!




Try the veal and tip your waitress.



Thanks for the laugh Princess!
ValentineGirl214

Nov 6 @ 7:57PM  
giggles, then groans....
StraddleMyNose

Nov 6 @ 8:02PM  
I need a good laugh right now.
ynot7769

Nov 6 @ 8:03PM  
Wordsofwit

Nov 6 @ 8:40PM  
Good ones!
casuallylooking

Nov 6 @ 8:58PM  
Oh My Gosh...that is just soo wrong.....lol
Lisa46

Nov 6 @ 9:27PM  
dayum girl I knew I liked you for a reason!
asnet

Nov 6 @ 9:41PM  
As if we needed more evidence the people here
all come from Pervia.
borachone

Nov 6 @ 9:49PM  
Sick and twisted I knew I liked you for a reason we think alike (don't tell DeDe her's a kudo )
NachoBaby

Nov 6 @ 10:05PM  
Now I have images of daschunds on spits.. muwahahaha.. oh.. sorry to daschund lovers.

pass the catsup wouldja?
borty293

Nov 7 @ 2:36AM  
Dawgonit...that was funny...
Looking4ever

Nov 7 @ 2:55AM  
Ugh. That's a groner for sure.

But, I still love you.
Argit01

Nov 9 @ 3:57PM  
*groans* Maybe I just don't speak the language after all

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