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The Difference between Most Men and REAL Men

posted 11/5/2007 10:10:47 PM |
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This is NOT intended to bash men in any way shape or form...but it is sort of funny.



Real Men.....put you on the phone when their mothers call.
Most Men...pretend you're not there when their moms call.

Real Men.....claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.
Most Men...claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

Real Men.....know what they want to be doing five years down the road.
Most Men...are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.

Real Men.....really know how to make you relax.
Most Men...really know how to make you laugh.

Real Men.....read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.
Most Men...read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.

Real Men.....make a lot of money before they are 30.
Most Men...make a lot of mistakes before they are 30.

Real Men.....wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces.
Most Men...wear high school T-shirts they've actually owned since high school.

Real Men.....think perfume (yours) is a turn-on.
Most Men...think sweat (theirs) is a turn-on.

Real Men.....balance their checkbooks.
Most Men...balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.

Real Men.....have an internist, a tailor and an accountant.
Most Men...have a barber, a bartender and a mechanic.

Real Men.....are afraid of becoming their fathers.
Most Men...are afraid of becoming Real Men.

Real Men.....start their own businesses.
Most Men...quit their jobs.

Real Men.....order wine based on more than the price.
Most Men...bring their own beer.

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Wordsofwit

Nov 5 @ 10:38PM  
Hell, at least we do get credit for reading!
swyeter

Nov 5 @ 10:41PM  
If these are true then I’m not sure where I fit. I find myself in the real men category except for the following:

My mother died when I was 8 so I can’t put you on the phone with her.

I read King, watch CNN & FOX and play golf (but I can also play poker).

I have a stylist, an internist, a tailor and manage my own finances.

I am not afraid of becoming my father because he was a real man.

And I prefer the German white wines; particularly the Spatleses, Auseleses and Eisweins. If you have to ask the price for a good Auselese or Eiswein you don’t appreciate it and shouldn’t be drinking it.
DesertSmile

Nov 5 @ 10:56PM  
Finally....a man who likes a good German wine. And to think I had to go on AMD to find him......

Ewe_Wish

Nov 5 @ 11:06PM  
really know how to make you laugh
I know a Real Man who makes me laugh......................
mrknowuwell

Nov 5 @ 11:09PM  
wish i could make sum 1 laugh
jezzarae

Nov 6 @ 12:02AM  
While I appreciate a lot of the German White wines I also know there are some incredible Australian White wines as well............ hmmm does that make ME a REAL MAN?????
ShadowMale

Nov 6 @ 12:04AM  
I find it easy to make them laugh... just pull out my dick.
PrincessKissy

Nov 6 @ 12:10AM  
wish i could make sum 1 laugh

Does pointing and laughing count?
mrknowuwell

Nov 6 @ 2:39AM  
no it does not
frankbarks

Nov 6 @ 3:56AM  
Fuck you... want a brew?
Friendinneed56M

Nov 6 @ 4:59AM  

Real Men don't need to prove anything to anyone

Real Men say what they mean and follow thru on it

Real Men don't bow down to a society that is full of crap

Real Men don't need anyone to approve of them

Real Men don't pay the us government payroll taxes because they studied the capitol gains & losses laws that millionaires use all the time and invest that money rather than let a bunch of greedy morons spend it---> like the clintons and all the other bs artists in washington

Real Men don't need a woman to raise their kids. I raised mine alone

Real Men don't need a woman to do anything for them--> especially talk for them


Real Men Life Life on Their Terms NOT Someone elses..That takes what are called Balls. Most supposed Real Men don't have any balls..

Real Men died in wars so you can sit and watch Rather every night and Opera in the day..And Real Men are still dieing so you can do that right now

For those who fought for it Freedom has a taste the protected will never know

Real Men know that taste

You life Free or Die is what Real Men Do..




ynot7769

Nov 6 @ 6:22AM  
am i graded here on a point system or what??
ynot7769

Nov 6 @ 6:23AM  
*runs in throws a kudo on da table hopein to earn a bit of extra credits*
baldbychoice2kx

Nov 6 @ 6:41AM  


I know how to make a woman relax AND laugh.
I read King, don't watch TV and rarely play poker. I've never played golf.
I haven't made a lot of money but I'm doing OK.
I wear whatever tie looks good with what I have on and I do wear t-shirts, around the house or just to run to the store, but I don't still own any from high school.
Most perfumes make me sneeze or I can't breathe around them, but there are a couple that are a turn on.
I balance my checkbook.
I don't have an internist, tailor, accountant, barber, bartender OR a mechanic.
My real father was a jackass, but as I've said in a past blog of mine, my step-father was a real man and if I turn in to him, so much the better. Oh, and according to this, he wouldn't be considered a real man either.
I will be starting my own business someday, it just hasn't been the right time yet.
I don't drink wine OR beer. In fact, I rarely drink alcohol at all.

So, according to this, I'm not a real man. Good thing I don't pay much attention to things like this.
Lisa46

Nov 6 @ 7:20AM  

wish i could make sum 1 laugh

You make me laugh sweetchecks!
scotsavant

Nov 6 @ 9:24AM  
OK, this one pisses me off!

Real Men.....claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.
Most Men...claim to be feminists because they let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

I am a real man. I'm also a feminist. That DOES NOT MEAN I have to stop being a gentleman. If you're so intent on proving yourself that you get insulted if I open the door for you, how's about this? I'll open the door, walk through, and slam the fucking thing in your face!
skinonskin

Nov 6 @ 10:33AM  
Real Men.....really know how to make you relax.
Most Men...really know how to make you laugh.

These two go hand-in-hand IMO!

Let's say the couple meet for the first time: If she is relaxed, she will enjoy the man she is with and will laugh along with him! If she's a little nervous [as the man most probably will be] some laughter will help her to relax! So IMO, the one feeds off the other!

I myself am happy when I can make a woman in my life laugh- it's catchy and I feel by joking around with each other, we enjoy each other that much more and I get a bunch of these------> to boot!

DesertSmile

Nov 6 @ 8:45PM  
Scot - If you read my lead in to the blog I intentionally said it was not to offend anyone. But, I do believe you misinterpreted the statement which was NOT an insult to real men.

Real Men.....claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.

And in my opinion, a Real Man would never slam a door in a woman's face. Get a grip and read it again OK !!!

This was a tribute to Real Men of which you lost your classification along with your comment.
Patrickis

Nov 7 @ 7:45AM  
Real men ask no one for nothing. They work there ass off to get it on there own!
Real men could care less who likes him or not, no one else puts food on his table.
Real men fight wars for there country without asking why. Because the freedom of there country and her people are worth more to him than his own life.
Real men don't need fancy clothes to show who he is. He knows who he is.
Real men take care of there family and don't hit there wife. They tell there children they love them and all the reasons why.
Real men care only for family, old folks childxren and watermelon whine.
ynot7769

Nov 11 @ 6:03PM  
And in my opinion, a Real Man would never slam a door in a woman's face. Get a grip and read it again OK !!!

This was a tribute to Real Men of which you lost your classification along with your comment.


got a bit pissy huh? oh well.....kinda shows wich side of the line he walks on

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