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CONFESSIONS OF A LAPDOG

posted 11/5/2007 1:34:46 PM |
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So it's been a while. And things appear to have thinned out.Don't know for sure, but between dial up and safe mode, i'm not really able to detect much that's the same around here. Except i see that slap dog is loose , once more. Someone musta flushed that turd loose, again.

Took the old Amd mobile out for a spin the other night. Saw much of the same sights, just not so many. But i had to do it, cuz my dreams have been so filled with visions of voluptuous sheep, and sexy squirrels, so i needed to get back to the root of all this somnolent disruption. You spend a year in a place like this, twisting and teasing, and playing it for all it's worth. And pretty soon you've replaced your mind's eye visions with the pictures and conceptualized versions of the people you've pined for.

Strangest thing that's happened to me, as a result of my time on AMD is when i first re-united with my ex, Ex-wife, and we trundled off to resume relations for the first time in 5 + years, was that in bed, room dark, i gazed down on my partner, and was greeted by the image of everybody's favorite sheep. I'm not saying there aren't similarities between these two gorgeous women; but it sure was startling!!! AND quite titillating, all puns intended.

Of course i always felt that i was one of the strangest, so i wasn't let down at all. But i sure do miss sitting at the keyboard, naked, and visualizing all my favorites the same way. Someday i'll invent a computer stand that has room under the keyboard for some South of the border activities. I've so wanted to be a lapdog all my life. Just to nuzzle the puzzle while the bloggers blog. Sounds good, no??

I miss you all. Be well.

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maggiemae1969

Nov 5 @ 2:11PM  
I dont think many long timers spend much time here lately......
casuallylooking

Nov 5 @ 2:19PM  
Good to see you, Sweetie. Wondered how you've been.......
Ewe_Wish

Nov 5 @ 5:16PM  
We miss ewe tooooooooooo
Ewe_Wish

Nov 5 @ 6:01PM  
WOO HOO...............maybe I should have read your email before my first comment on your blog...................Thanks Sweetie............
borty293

Nov 5 @ 6:43PM  
Good to see your neuro pathways focused and your synapses snapping on the keyboard again Turk...I have also been somewhat tardy in expressing profound thoughts...very busy in the panty lab and discussing with my lawyers about panty liability law suits. Hope to write a blog soon begging for sex...seems that's the norm these days....or maybe a blog of lists would suffice...hope to see ya around
Lisa46

Nov 6 @ 7:37AM  
I wondered where you've been! Miss you too

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