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posted 11/3/2007 1:22:28 PM |
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> I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently
been diagnosed
> as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort
Worth . One of my
> sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a
transvestite.
>
> My father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and
> selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my
other two
> sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas .
>
> I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-
parole life
> sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy
in 1994. My
> other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of
sexual
> misconduct with his three children.
>
> I have recently become engaged to marry a former
prostitute who lives
> in Longview . She is a part time "working girl".
>
> All things considered, my problem is this. I love my
fiance and look
> forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly
want to be totally
> open and honest with her. < BR>
> Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary
Clinton for
> President?
>
> Signed,
> Worried About My Reputation
>

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scotsavant

Nov 3 @ 2:44PM  
My God, No!!! You can't tell her that! Can't you imagine what she'd think of you?
Wordsofwit

Nov 3 @ 2:51PM  
As long as you don't have a relative supporting Bush, you should be okay. Nice Texas twist BTW.

As long as the fingers are moving on this keyboard, I will add a joke...Do you know how people know that the toothbrush was invented in Corsicana? If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.

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