James59
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Nov 2 @ 11:34PM
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you measure a penis when it is fully erect. You pull it down from his belly so it is parallel to the floor and measure from base to tip.
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Dr_Sunil
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Nov 2 @ 11:47PM
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And the girth, just like a waist measurement ;)
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dumblonde
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Nov 2 @ 11:49PM
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what if it is curved?
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James59
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Nov 2 @ 11:52PM
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I think it is still measured the same way. Mine has a slight curve and I didn't measure along the curve.
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:07AM
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Ah come on we know that some men measure the penis's like a cats tail..........from the ass hole out.............. 
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James59
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Nov 3 @ 12:14AM
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Ewe Wish
That may be true, but there is no reason to do that. It is silly to say that you are 10" and then pull it out and it is only 6". I believe in truth in advertising 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:19AM
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That may be true, but there is no reason to do that. It is silly to say that you are 10" and then pull it out and it is only 6". I believe in truth in advertising Thats why I said some..........and maybe its those some......that really have no intentions of meeting anyone.............you know players............ 
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James59
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Nov 3 @ 12:23AM
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probably true. We have what we have and there is no reason to be ashamed. Saying it is longer than it is isn't going to make it longer.
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:29AM
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i have a small penis and i suffer from premature ejaculation............what more do u wanna know 
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dmbradley1978854
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Nov 3 @ 12:31AM
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You measure from the base of your skull and run the tape down your back to the crack of your ass and over the top of your asshole and balls and to the tip. That's how you measure a penis. (Kidding)
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PrincessKissy
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Nov 3 @ 12:32AM
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what more do u wanna know
directions to your house??? 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:34AM
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............what more do u wanna know Yes, how do the sheep like that?
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:40AM
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well...........when i measured it.............it was 3 inches............from the ground 
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DaveMaybe
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Nov 3 @ 12:41AM
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Men are obsessed? What about the size of a woman's pussy? Guess what? It doesn't matter!!!
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:43AM
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well...........when i measured it.............it was 3 inches............from the ground Were you laying on your double cheeseburger belly again?
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:43AM
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i got out the yard stick to measure..........and it said..........to be continued..........
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:45AM
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are u in real estate.......so when u see my penis...........could u tell me if it is.......a lot 
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:47AM
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hold on a minute..........i think my penis is caught............in my shoe 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:47AM
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i got out the yard stick to measure..........and it said..........to be continued.......... How many times did i tell you..........you can't measure starting at your feet................. 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:48AM
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are u in real estate.......so when u see my penis...........could u tell me if it is.......a lot No I am more into childrens programming..........and you baby have a tiny toon................. 
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:51AM
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i wuz circumcised by a bandsaw...... 
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:53AM
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we will have safe sex..............go get me a hefty bag baby 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:54AM
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i wuz circumcised by a bandsaw...... Oh the story changes now you told me it was that buck tooth hillybilly gal you date as a teenager.........
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:55AM
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..............go get me a hefty bag baby Oh you silly, just a paper sack over your head should do the trick......................
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dumblonde
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Nov 3 @ 12:55AM
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ok, you two...quite hijacking my quest for knowledge and get a room....
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:56AM
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i will take ya out for breakfast............i kin hold 2 cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts 
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 12:57AM
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u grab on to my penis baby...........u will think ur hand shrunk
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 12:58AM
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ok, you two...quite hijacking my quest for knowledge and get a room.... I thorry...............  Come on Mrknowuwell lets go play in our favorite Forum Thread where we are wanted...............
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 1:02AM
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let me get u a drink........its a ........ penis colossus 
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James59
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Nov 3 @ 1:03AM
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DB,
hope I answered your question adequately.
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 1:05AM
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dont worry about gettin sick..........i got sum penis cillin 4 ya 
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Ewe_Wish
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Nov 3 @ 1:13AM
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dont worry about gettin sick..........i got sum penis cillin 4 ya Yea I heard that you had a standing prescription for penicillian..............just saying
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firefighter41
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Nov 3 @ 1:26AM
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you can measure mine for practice if you like 
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baldbychoice2kx
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Nov 3 @ 1:36AM
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Several sources say that it should be measured from the base to the tip, along the side...not the top or bottom.
As for me...it gets the job done and I don't recall ever hearing any complaints about it.
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dumblonde
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Nov 3 @ 2:24AM
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women dont complain...they just dont come back...
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 3 @ 2:37AM
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dumblonde........what happened........u never came back......... 
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ynot7769
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Nov 3 @ 5:52AM
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from end to end? .....den around it right??
i only got one size soooooooooooo
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gregiam
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Nov 3 @ 7:49AM
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my girl freind said give me 6 in and make it hurt so i fucked her 3 times and punched here in the face LOL lol
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Lisa46
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Nov 3 @ 8:55AM
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OMG I laughed so hard Mrknowyouwell you are sooooo baaaaadddd and Ewe_Wish I know you are 
DB been so long since I've seen one right now a 3in would look like Mt. Everest to me 
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scotsavant
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Nov 3 @ 8:55AM
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I asked my lady just now. She said to tell you to measure whatever is left over once it's fully inserted and mark that number down as waste. Then she also said, the only useful part is the part that rubs her clit...
Hope this helps...
Scotty
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slohand_47
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Nov 3 @ 9:09AM
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Here's another way of measuring....... as you may or may not know, horses are measured in "hands"... the width of a hand. For instance, a horse may be 15 hands tall.
The penis can be measured in fingers. You grasp it firmly (no pun intended) (ok, maybe it was) with your hand sung against the base. That would be 4 fingers. IF needed, grasp it with your second hand against the first and that would be 4 more. If needed, move the first hand out and keep going and counting as long as needed.
There's another method of measuring called the "tonsil" method, but that's another blog.
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TattooedRawkStar
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Nov 3 @ 9:53AM
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Only measure the part that penetrates. Does any other part even matter?!?
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NachoBaby
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Nov 3 @ 10:12AM
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Yup they always want it measured fully erect.. unfortunately they don't usually get that fully erect is somewhere in the middle of orgasm and it's a bitch to measure then.
Most measure from belly to tip.. which is why when they get a bigger belly they get a smaller penis.
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Ashinatrix
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Nov 3 @ 11:01AM
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What about the size of a woman's pussy? Guess what? It doesn't matter!!! So you like malformed over-used gaping slits do you??? And you wonder why you always hear clapping when she coughs.......sheesh
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dumblonde
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Nov 3 @ 11:06AM
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well, slohand, here again...if measuring by "hand"...my hand would obviously provide a different result than a typical man's hand as my hand is probably much smaller...i am searching for a way to get reliable results...
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hottanker4u
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Nov 3 @ 11:53AM
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I THINK ITS MEASURED BY HOW MUCH THE WOMEN YOUR WITH ENJOYS SEEING IT ANY OTHER SIZE DON'T MATTER
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lifeizabitch
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Nov 3 @ 12:15PM
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From what I have read here it is the women that are obsessed with penis size.
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FUNGUY007
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Nov 3 @ 1:40PM
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It's an ego thing for the males with the tails, for the measuring thing. I have read your replies here and would like to say this. An 8 inch dick with an adequate curve is the best. All you have to know, were is your G spot? the shortys don't reach it.
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shellsmack
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Nov 3 @ 3:03PM
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You know what cracks me up, when a man in his 50's or 60's, or even 40's says he's never measured or HAD his dick measured. WTFever.
You know damn well they all do sooner or later. They just don't want to tell.
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LilGriz
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Nov 3 @ 8:55PM
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From what I read in some adult sites, unless a man is at least ??" she wouldn't even consider it. Sure, I measured mine and found it long enough so I don't wet my pants when I pee, and big enough for the women who have handled it. I am just average and am not obsessed with what I may have. Good question!
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ShadowMale
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Nov 3 @ 9:27PM
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The medical way to measure is to press a ruler along the top against the pelvis until it bottoms out and measure to the tip. If you have a curve you do measure along the curve because the curve does add a little to it. In the real world I think it's best to measure from where it exits the pelvis to the tip because as mentioned earlier having a belly does make it apear smaller as not as much penis is sticking out. Why some guys feel the need to exagerate their size is beyond me. If you say nothing and pull out 5 inches she most likely will not say its small, however telling her its 10 and pulling out 5 will usually cause some kind of laughter. I never lie about my size. I'm not very big.... but so far very few have complained about its size. That said though.... no matter how big or small, you can never please everyone, all the time.
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DeDe54
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Nov 4 @ 12:10AM
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I have a millimeter peter meter. It makes the man feel so much better, just don't tell him its a millimeter peter meter.
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orzie
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Nov 4 @ 10:32PM
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getting a blowjob sitting in the factory parking lot in my american union made Ford Pinto .with a blown engine and a flat rear tire .drinking a six pack of Bush beer .this wife of another man would blow me 3 times a day .its not the size but the taste .you get more with honey than shit.she can suck my dick just don't drink my beer
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Cooterduke
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Nov 5 @ 1:07PM
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Inch in. Inch out. Inch to play with. All you need, right? 4 inches in all..................
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mike1369
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Nov 7 @ 12:51AM
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Thats why I like women with small hands ..... Makes It look bigger  well, slohand, here again...if measuring by "hand"...my hand would obviously provide a different result than a typical man's hand as my hand is probably much smaller...i am searching for a way to get reliable results
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Patrickis
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Nov 7 @ 6:42AM
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The right way to do this is to lay the female on the dinning room tablle. Legs over males shoulders. Insert pecker into pussy. Push it in as far as it will go three times.
If it feels good to her it's the right size.
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delzy
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Nov 8 @ 1:49AM
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ya I have a hard time with this one mine is 1 inch long and 3 inches wide its like fucking a can of tuna fish.
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gingercruiser
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Nov 9 @ 4:51PM
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[/QUOTE]What about the size of a woman's pussy? Guess what? It doesn't matter!!!
So you like malformed over-used gaping slits do you??? And you wonder why you always hear clapping when she coughs.......sheesh QUOTE]
LOL ASH... Now I've got that visual stuck in my head.... 
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gingercruiser
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Nov 9 @ 4:53PM
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[/QUOTE]What about the size of a woman's pussy? Guess what? It doesn't matter!!!
So you like malformed over-used gaping slits do you??? And you wonder why you always hear clapping when she coughs.......sheesh [/quote]
LOL ASH... Now I've got that visual stuck in my head....
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orzie
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Nov 10 @ 7:47PM
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200 bottles of beer on the wall a two hundred bottles of beer .if ten of those bottles should  happen to fall .a 190 bottles of beer
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Friendinneed56M
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Nov 11 @ 1:23PM
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Fully Erect..Start from where your hand reaches the bottom of the shaft to the tip..Easy right?
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rulookin4alikkin
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Nov 17 @ 7:00PM
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I measure mine from the floor, up to the tip. Last time i checked it was 2"
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OralRobert69
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Nov 18 @ 12:59AM
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I opt to use the ladies throat to mesaure with..
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asexpartnerwanted
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Nov 22 @ 7:35AM
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yup - for total length, gotta have a good hardon.
Measure with a ruler on top, from pelvis to end of dick head.
I heard 6 is average.
Use a string to measure girth.
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mochi
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Nov 29 @ 2:04AM
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ok I might be giving some vital man secrets away with this one but she did ask honestly and nicely.
Smart guys visit their Urologist (or gen. doctor) on a regular basis.
When your doctor checks for hernia (remember to turn and caugh)
they are feeling for the pelvic bone, that is where you start to measure.
when sex gets going most guys are penetrating all the way up to their own
pelvic bone.
However, I just measure from tip to pubic hair (about six inches)
because I love giving surprises.
Mochi
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