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It's bed time football."

posted 11/2/2007 2:15:35 PM |
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  Lisa46

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's bed time football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beate n by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides

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six3indallas

Nov 2 @ 2:20PM  
ummmm...sis boom.....bah?

Gives a whole new meaning to "hang time".
Looking4ever

Nov 2 @ 2:26PM  
Yuck! That is horrid! Lisa, I am so disappointed in you!
Lisa46

Nov 2 @ 2:29PM  
but but L4E no it ain't! Its funny
mrknowuwell

Nov 2 @ 2:33PM  
thats so funni ...i laughed so hard my ovaries hurt.....
hornytoad55

Nov 2 @ 2:51PM  
Lisa this was different. things to remember in the golden married years. A Green thing for you. THANKS FOR SHARING I think.
Argit01

Nov 2 @ 2:54PM  
mrknowuwell said
thats so funni ...i laughed so hard my ovaries hurt.....
You have ovaries??????
Looking4ever

Nov 2 @ 3:06PM  
You have ovaries??????

His sheep, Dolly, does...think about it, Argit...
StraddleMyNose

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Nov 2 @ 3:10PM  
That is just too gross. I like it!
knightshadow2007

Nov 2 @ 3:34PM  
Damn
FUNGUY007

Nov 2 @ 5:45PM  
Cute!

I don't watch sports. To active.
borachone

Nov 2 @ 7:55PM  
Now I know why you wanted to switch sides the other night
Green thingie for you to play with
buatbu

Nov 2 @ 9:04PM  
Lisa:
Did you notice the guys loved the joke, the women did not? Me, I can't wait to tell it to "the guys" tomorrow.
Thanks.
NachoBaby

Nov 2 @ 9:40PM  
My ex, and there will shortly be no misunderstanding why he is an ex.. used to practice bedtime boxing.. cut one .. pull the blankets up over the old lady's face... technical knockout.. bastard.
Wordsofwit

Nov 3 @ 10:21AM  
Wait, there is a penalty on the field...unsportsman like conduct, personal foul, 15 yards,

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It's bed time football."