An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's bed time football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7"
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beate n by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time, switch sides
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six3indallas
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Nov 2 @ 2:20PM
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ummmm...sis boom.....bah?
Gives a whole new meaning to "hang time".
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Looking4ever
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Nov 2 @ 2:26PM
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Yuck! That is horrid! Lisa, I am so disappointed in you! 
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Lisa46
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Nov 2 @ 2:29PM
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but but L4E no it ain't!  Its funny  
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mrknowuwell
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Nov 2 @ 2:33PM
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thats so funni ...i laughed so hard my ovaries hurt.....  
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hornytoad55
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Nov 2 @ 2:51PM
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Lisa this was different. things to remember in the golden married years. A Green thing for you. THANKS FOR SHARING I think. 
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Argit01
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Nov 2 @ 2:54PM
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mrknowuwell said
thats so funni ...i laughed so hard my ovaries hurt..... You have ovaries??????
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Looking4ever
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Nov 2 @ 3:06PM
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You have ovaries??????
His sheep, Dolly, does...think about it, Argit...
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StraddleMyNose
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Nov 2 @ 3:10PM
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That is just too gross. I like it!
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knightshadow2007
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Nov 2 @ 3:34PM
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Damn
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FUNGUY007
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Nov 2 @ 5:45PM
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Cute!
I don't watch sports.  To active.
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borachone
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Nov 2 @ 7:55PM
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Now I know why you wanted to switch sides the other night
Green thingie for you to play with
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buatbu
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Nov 2 @ 9:04PM
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Lisa:
Did you notice the guys loved the joke, the women did not? Me, I can't wait to tell it to "the guys" tomorrow.
Thanks.
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NachoBaby
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Nov 2 @ 9:40PM
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My ex, and there will shortly be no misunderstanding why he is an ex.. used to practice bedtime boxing.. cut one .. pull the blankets up over the old lady's face... technical knockout.. bastard.
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Wordsofwit
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Nov 3 @ 10:21AM
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Wait, there is a penalty on the field...unsportsman like conduct, personal foul, 15 yards,
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