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The best part of her body is her ears

posted 11/2/2007 9:22:52 AM |
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A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apratment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."

He followed her into the apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"

Flustered and embarrased, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."

Astounded and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and sold. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"

Clearing his throat he stammered..."Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."


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PrincessKissy

Nov 2 @ 9:26AM  
letsanal

Nov 2 @ 9:27AM  


Absolutely hilarious
patrick2369

Nov 2 @ 9:27AM  
Cute, Thanks for the
maturewoman2helpme

Nov 2 @ 10:15AM  
A wonderful story...human, accurate, believable.
Argit01

Nov 2 @ 11:05AM  
Crissy how many times have I told you to put on some clothes before collecting your mail
Lisa46

Nov 2 @ 2:11PM  
that was great!!
ABrownEyedScorpio

Nov 2 @ 6:47PM  
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
FUNGUY007

Nov 2 @ 7:30PM  
Cute!

man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apratment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

Was she an Angel. Ya, gotta be cute.
borachone

Nov 2 @ 8:07PM  
dridge

Nov 4 @ 5:03PM  

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The best part of her body is her ears