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posted 10/31/2007 8:18:08 PM |
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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?


Woman's Answer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%! * light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?


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max49

Oct 31 @ 8:23PM  
Umm okay. I understand and that's perfectly clear.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 31 @ 8:29PM  
Ok what i want to know is..............When did you come visit me without telling me........
LilGriz

Oct 31 @ 8:40PM  
Can sure tell she has never been to my cave. Grab yourself a fan and some ice DS, and then in a couple minutes I can grab you a sweater, or you can just join me up here and run around nekked in this cool weather up here.
FUNGUY007

Oct 31 @ 8:42PM  
I'm sorry. What was the question?

That's why you have that rag time stands.
ynot7769

Oct 31 @ 9:15PM  
yeahh....thanks.......reminds me i need to add light bulbs to the shopping list ......
HollyHummy

Oct 31 @ 10:40PM  
I want to know why I have so many light bulbs burn out
Are they making cheaper light bulbs that burn out quicker?
Toilet paper that's another question.. It seems to be disappearing faster too..
dumblonde

Oct 31 @ 11:11PM  
i think it is fucking ignorant to insult menopausal women...thank god i am not!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 31 @ 11:16PM  
reminds me i need to add light bulbs to the shopping list
Damn!!! Something else I need to remind you for..............my job is never done......and where the hell is your sexetary.........isn't this part of her job?......................
tassie1

Nov 1 @ 6:27AM  
* lucky I can see its tagged JOKE.


oh,and yeah...I live with a menopausal woman ,and she laughed when I read it out.
Wordsofwit

Nov 5 @ 10:42PM  
A lot better to read that stuff than listen to it. Reminds me of why I am so contented being single!

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