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posted 10/31/2007 12:40:16 PM |
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  max49

Okay so we have heard all the blonde jokes so now it's time to turn the tables. Only the hair colors have been changed to protect the innocent. HAPPY HALLOWEEN everyone.

A father and his three beautiful, yet red headed, daughters
went into a hotel to stay for the night.

When the daughters went to check in, they saw a
really good looking bell boy. The father caught the
three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill
the bell boy if he did anything at all with them. So the
bell boy minded his own business and ignored the girls.

While he was working ever so diligently, the eldest
daughter goes up to him and says, "If you don't do it
with me in bed, I will pour red juice on the sheets of
my bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Fearing for his life, he did it with her.

Then he saw the beautiful middle daughter in the
hallway and she too walked over to him and said,
"If you don't do it with me, I'll pour red juice on my
bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

Again fearing for his life, he agreed.

Later that evening the youngest red headed daughter
saw him. She walked up to him and said, "If you
don't have sex with me, I'll pour green juice all over
the bed and tell my father that you popped my cherry."

"Green juice?" He asked, "Why green?"

She replied, "Because my cherry is not ripe yet, duh."

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asnet

Oct 31 @ 12:46PM  
Sheer poetry. One greeny 2 u.
casuallylooking

Oct 31 @ 1:04PM  
Thanks Max......
max49

Oct 31 @ 1:12PM  
You're welcome Trease hehehe.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 31 @ 1:31PM  
Oh man, that was bad!
StraddleMyNose

Oct 31 @ 1:32PM  
btw, here's a kudo for the laugh I needed.
Lisa46

Oct 31 @ 1:51PM  
hey max I'm the baby!!! Does that mean mine is still green green thingie for making me laugh so hard !
max49

Oct 31 @ 2:06PM  
Hmm sounds like we need to check that out Lisa.
lildevilgirl19

Oct 31 @ 2:31PM  
lol
NightOfOld

Nov 7 @ 6:12PM  

Thanks for the laugh Max

When getting those cherries,... don't choke on the stems.

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