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The Nun and The Cabbie

posted 10/31/2007 9:04:28 AM |
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  ladybootscooter

A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver
won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as
long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing
you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and
#2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married
and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name really is Kevin and I'm going to a
Halloween party.'

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Ewe_Wish

Oct 31 @ 9:19AM  






ThePurpleProphet

Oct 31 @ 9:29AM  
Aw, hell no!
31sunshine

Oct 31 @ 9:41AM  
Thats too funny!!
Cooterduke

Oct 31 @ 12:01PM  
Now I don't care who you are. That one was funny...
max49

Oct 31 @ 1:08PM  
LMAO...Good one Stormy.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 31 @ 1:26PM  
Good one, Stormy!
hornytoad55

Oct 31 @ 10:18PM  
Good one Stormy. Catch me on that one.

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