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posted 10/30/2007 6:43:20 PM |
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  Angel_45304

There once was an Indian who had only one testicle, and whose given
name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked everyone not to
call him Onestone.

After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If
anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,
Onestone."

He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made
love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until
Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.

Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone.

She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to
her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, made
love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!



What is the moral of this story?????............................




OH, Come on....take a guess! Think about it...




(You're going to love this!)




And the moral is...

You can't kill two birds with one stone!

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asnet

Oct 30 @ 6:56PM  
max49

Oct 30 @ 6:57PM  
That is so bad but also very funny. LMAO
chocolatemilf

Oct 30 @ 7:34PM  
loveableone

Oct 30 @ 7:54PM  
Halarious!!!
BuddhaDon

Oct 30 @ 8:08PM  
Well ma'am, I don't know what to make of it, but I want a woman to fuck me to death
buatbu

Oct 30 @ 8:15PM  
Now that's funny.
Wordsofwit

Oct 30 @ 8:28PM  
I can say it was one I had not heard before. That is particularly refreshing on a site where three people will post the same joke over a six week span and it was a tired joke to begin with!
zena343

Oct 30 @ 8:30PM  
Oh that's good!! All I want to know is.........where do I find ONESTONE!!!
dridge

Oct 30 @ 8:34PM  
I can't believe I actually sat here and read the whole thing.
This is so bad.



But seriously now.............
ShadowMale

Oct 30 @ 8:54PM  
i can't even kill one bird with two pebbles!
Lisa46

Oct 30 @ 9:32PM  
StraddleMyNose

Oct 31 @ 3:28AM  
Never heard that one before either.
borachone

Nov 2 @ 12:05AM  
I don't care who you are that there is funny right there
Ewe_Wish

Nov 2 @ 12:55AM  
I don't care who you are that there is funny right there
Yep what he said.................

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