Why you shouldn't flirt!!
posted 10/4/2007 4:44:35 PM | 0 kudos what's this?
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A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The
wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but
she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed
and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by her not
going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her
husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have
some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not
with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his
costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little
kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to
her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her
husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition
in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at
midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and
got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for
his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of
time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He
replied, I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy, so we went into the spare
room and played poker all evening. "You must have looked really silly
wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with
unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life".
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