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Subject: The Funeral

posted 10/26/2007 6:50:00 PM |
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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee
when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching
the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was
a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short
distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached
the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss",
I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral
like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law.

She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the
two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

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max49

Oct 26 @ 6:53PM  
LMAO
max49

Oct 26 @ 6:58PM  
Hmm wonder what it would take to convert the dog to ex wives and ex mother-in-laws.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 26 @ 6:58PM  
OMG A joke I had never heard before............and funny at that........... and a kudo for you my friend.............
dmbradley1978854

Oct 26 @ 7:13PM  
That's bad. LOL.....
sugarnspice005

Oct 26 @ 8:11PM  
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! That was funny!!!!!!!!!!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 26 @ 8:11PM  
*sneaks back in a leaves a little green thingy on the table.*
Ashinatrix

Oct 26 @ 9:05PM  
That's bad
What he said
ynot7769

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Oct 26 @ 9:07PM  
to both of ya
Lisa46

Oct 26 @ 9:39PM  
That was great!! green thingie to you

don't tell I be Dayna
hornytoad55

Oct 26 @ 9:56PM  
I think my wife was next in line. I need was dog guard
borachone

Oct 27 @ 1:21AM  
Good one Steve green slimey thing for ya
NightOfOld

Oct 27 @ 1:56AM  


jjhxjpb

Oct 27 @ 8:32AM  
Nice
ValentineGirl214

Oct 27 @ 11:47AM  
Damn Steve, that was your Best One Yet!!!

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