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Mr.Wallace

posted 10/26/2007 6:25:59 PM |
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  MissMisty

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home.


One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong,
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace,
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.
"Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.

"The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Private
Part hanging out his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace, "she said, "You shouldn't be walking
down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?


"(You gotta love this ..)


Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."




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zena343

Oct 26 @ 6:35PM  
good one Misty
max49

Oct 26 @ 6:42PM  
LMAO Yaaa Misty.
FUNGUY007

Oct 26 @ 6:55PM  
Very cute! I bet that has happen once or twice.
lildevilgirl19

Oct 26 @ 8:03PM  
lol
sugarnspice005

Oct 26 @ 8:09PM  


Good one.
hornytoad55

Oct 26 @ 10:00PM  
those good old golden years.
borachone

Oct 27 @ 1:05AM  
I know now! your parents dropped you on your head when you were a small child, didn't they .
Kpaugh3

Oct 27 @ 9:23AM  
That was Funny Hi Misty and Suga
loveableone

Oct 27 @ 10:09AM  
I love this one!!! Makes me belly laugh EVERYTIME!!!! Thank you SOOO Much!!!

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