An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong,
"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace,
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.
"Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.
"The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his
Part hanging out his pajamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace, "she said, "You shouldn't be walking
down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.
"But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my
Private Part died.
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?
"(You gotta love this ..)
Well, he replied, "Today's the viewing."
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