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posted 10/26/2007 11:13:03 AM |
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No.."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.

When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.

"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

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Ewe_Wish

Oct 26 @ 11:40AM  
Thats not the way i heard that..............I heard it was the woman cried help me my husband is drowning and the lord said......................Take your foot off his head Stormy.........
ynot7769

Oct 26 @ 11:42AM  
Take your foot off his head Stormy.........

*sits damn happy to be da' boss....and not go near water with the Sexratary....*

here's kudo....good job lol
31sunshine

Oct 26 @ 11:53AM  
Great one Stormy!!!
Lisa46

Oct 26 @ 11:53AM  
OMG that was great!! man i'm givin out my green thingies like crazy today
ladybootscooter

Oct 26 @ 11:55AM  
Now Dayna, you know that isn't true! I would never put my good boots in the water!!!
dridge

Oct 26 @ 12:06PM  
I would never put my good boots in the water!!
Ah yes but what about the everyday walkin' down by the river boots?




Peace,

Don
slohand_47

Oct 26 @ 12:56PM  
Women don't lie. They just tell alternate versions of the truth.
swyeter

Oct 26 @ 2:02PM  
Thanks LBS for clearing that up. I always knew there had to be a logical reason just never knew what it was.
borty293

Oct 26 @ 2:16PM  
I have always believed a womens lies....what color are your panties today Boots?
ladybootscooter

Oct 26 @ 2:27PM  
Just peachy Bort, they're just peachy!
NightOfOld

Oct 26 @ 3:34PM  

Sheee's; Once again I was traded for George Clooney.
casuallylooking

Oct 26 @ 6:11PM  
lmao..That was cute, Stormy. Wow, one I've never heard. Amazing.
hornytoad55

Oct 26 @ 9:25PM  
lbs this was cute but if God pulled me out of the water I would give you all the love and respect you could handle.
MamMan

Oct 27 @ 2:54PM  
I would never put my good boots in the water!!!
I do not know which frightens me more....
The fact you admit that you would not use your good boots to keep him under water??
OR
The fact that you did not deny that you would do it in the first place?


Kudo, Stormy...job well done, my friend...
Or, do I need to send this to Nacho ( you know the sex/antisex thing)....
I heard it on a blog

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