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Many of my customers ask...Professor Borty...if you are my spiritual advisor come you talk about panties all the time and I always say ..I dunno...perhaps its a focal point to meditative bliss... Anyway on to the meat of my blog. It has been brought to my attention thru my Canadian lawyers that several law suites are pending against my panty lab located in Ash's closet. Apparently several women have gotten pregnant with cyber babies and have claimed they were wearing my patended Latex Panties while having phone or cyber sex. I find these charges somewhat fishy because Ynot temperory pantie delivery person has never delivered any panties because he doesn't pull over....just ask Ladybootscooter if she has received any panties. I rest my case...your spiritual advisor...Sir Professor Borty...

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Oct 25 @ 5:00PM  
This is an outrage! Simply an OUTRAGE!!!!


Oct 25 @ 5:09PM  
Dear professor Borty,
If you need a place to hang while the investigation is going on you can hang at my lab. We specialize in latex panty hose and body stockings. Your expertise would be quiet welcome. I can tell you for sure no woman has ever gotten preganant while using our patented latex panty hose with self lubricating baby oil. If everything works out on your side would a joint venture be a possibility? Please keep us in mind.

professor Prophet

Oct 25 @ 5:21PM  
OMG I am so sorry Professor. I saw women picking up the panties that I was delivering when I had my accident but I was in no shape to warn them of the consequences but forget I said that. As far as the lawyers know there were none delivered.

Oct 25 @ 5:23PM  
Ooops forgot the little green thing a ma bob.

Oct 25 @ 5:25PM  
bort my dear.....
We have a 6:00 meeting with our attorneys....
I need you to wear your "man" pants....and please try your best to refrain from using the term "meat" during the meeting.
I hate to tell you this.....but I have disposed of the remainder of your latex stock.
It would be in your (and my) best interest to deny even knowing PurpleP.

Oct 25 @ 5:26PM  
Prof Borty's Patented Latex Panties Lmtd,
3521 Hoosierdaddy Road
Genuflecting, Canada

Dear Sir,

I am writing in complaint. I received my three cases of your product Sir, and found them quite defective. Once stretched across my ample backside, it is clearly evident that they have been tampered with. There appear to be a pattern of holes across the crotch section resembling expanded metal.

While I am sure this is product tampering, I am still asking for a full refund of my purchase price of $49.95 plus shipping of 12.50 and OB GYN services $3,500 US. Further I would like to inform you that as soon as the fruit of my womb is hatched, I will be sending it to you with my compliments.

Disgruntled in Pervia

Oct 25 @ 5:53PM  
Another satisfied customer


Oct 25 @ 5:53PM  
Good one, Borty!

Oct 25 @ 5:59PM  
actually bort......
I may have to just meet you at the attorney's office.....

I have one last fitting I need to do....

Oct 25 @ 6:13PM  
I'm afraid there's no denying this faulty model.....

Oct 25 @ 6:18PM  
Good Lord did that one slip through....

Oct 25 @ 6:23PM  
I havent heard any negative feedback on the pink model.....

Oct 25 @ 6:28PM  
Mica seems to be enjoying his hood

Oct 25 @ 6:31PM  
Oh yes...she's the one who kept complaining about not breathing properly..gawd the nerve of some people....they bitch about the silliest things...

Oct 25 @ 7:37PM  
Ash think you can find one pair for me? Gosh if we can get me pregnant at this age and with no uterus to boot think of the money we could all make........ just sayin

Oct 25 @ 7:38PM  
dang almost forgot heres your green thingie borty and don't forget make the check out to cash.

Oct 25 @ 7:48PM  
OMG I didn't complain honest I'm fixed no babies on this side

Oct 25 @ 9:09PM  
OMG I am so sorry Professor. I saw women picking up the panties that I was delivering when I had my accident but I was in no shape to warn them of the consequences but forget I said that. As far as the lawyers know there were none delivered
I am thinking that there might be a countersuit in the works here...Borty..........I mean I realize Max had an accident............(no not in his pants either.......) but hey you have to protect yourself...........especially since I am thinking I didnt have to have problems until I got my order from you and now I need to have surgery.............. I need money bud!! Sorry!

Oct 26 @ 5:49AM  
I have to say, I'm glad I was in an all fire hurry to get on this bandwagon! I have saved myself so much grief!

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