In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. And after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name: Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were: Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and,of course, "Ibepokin".
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by PepsiCo as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft" drink, and it gives new meaning to the titles "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market this new concoction under the name MOUNT & DO.
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