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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. And after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name: Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were: Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and,of course, "Ibepokin".

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by PepsiCo as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft" drink, and it gives new meaning to the titles "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market this new concoction under the name MOUNT & DO.


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hopon

Oct 24 @ 8:56PM  
an oldie but a goodie!!
ynot7769

Oct 24 @ 8:58PM  
Pepsi will market this new concoction under the name MOUNT & DO.

sounds like an order...ya busy ?
chocolatemilf

Oct 24 @ 9:08PM  
Is this the line....................?
ynot7769

Oct 24 @ 9:13PM  
i hate lines............
regularguy354

Oct 25 @ 12:48AM  
Did you hear about what happened in some California prison? 24 convicted felons broke into the prison pharmacy and took all the Viagra. Except for one man, they're all hardened criminals.

The one guy wound up with a pill lodged in his throat and he now has a stiff neck.
max49

Oct 25 @ 12:06PM  
That is so bad but at the same time it is funny as hell. I am LMFAO as I send you this kudo.

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