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Wal-Mart the one stop shop



One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, ' My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'



'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' Mike replies.



'There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's Wrong and what to do about it.



IT takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'





So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.



He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.



Ten seconds later, the computer prints out:



'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart'



That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.



He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.



Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.



After Ten seconds the computer prints the following:













1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)



2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)



3. your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.



4. your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.



5. If you don't stop playing with your self, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

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