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posted 10/24/2007 4:08:08 PM |
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  dragonsflame61

AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR,
SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN.

OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING
HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED:
'WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?'

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: 'MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS
OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET
TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE.'

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL 'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ
COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON
ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE
TO HER VIBRATOR. TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID:
'DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS
ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND
LEAVE ME ALONE.'

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING
TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT
BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.
SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND
SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV.
THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?'

THE HUSBAND REPLIED: 'I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY
SON-IN-LAW.'

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max49

Oct 24 @ 4:16PM  
LMFAO Good one
slimshaggy32

Oct 24 @ 4:52PM  
woooohoooohoooo good one
Ashinatrix

Oct 24 @ 5:11PM  
SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING
HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR
Sorry......that's where I stopped reading....
knightshadow2007

Oct 24 @ 6:23PM  
A tleast Buzz won't drink all the beer up.
Good joke though
FUNGUY007

Oct 24 @ 6:49PM  
He has a sense of humor, doesn't he.?
hopon

Oct 24 @ 6:53PM  
too fucking funny!!!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 24 @ 8:33PM  
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! That was FUNNY!
hornytoad55

Oct 25 @ 12:47AM  
Great joke Dragonflame. Worth a big old Kudo.
asexpartnerwanted

Oct 26 @ 4:34AM  

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