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Happy Aniversary!!! JOKE

posted 10/24/2007 8:55:04 AM |
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The Wedding Anniversary:

Ed was in deep trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a box, gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

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openmindedguy71

Oct 24 @ 9:18AM  

Thanks I needed that
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Oct 24 @ 9:34AM  
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Oct 24 @ 12:28PM  
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