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pick up lines... posted 10/23/2007 11:08:30 PM | 0 kudos what's this?     report abuse   Raven_Silverfire So, what's the best and worst you've heard? I think for me the best one was one i got while sitting at a club. I usually sit and watch the table my friends and i pick since i dance like a three legged giraffe with an ear infection. A guy came up to me and asked to borrow my lighter, then started talking about how it was nice to see someone who didn't rush out to the dancefloor like a musically charmed zombie. Definitely caught my attention. The worst one was and i kid you not, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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mrknowuwell	Oct 23 @ 11:11PM
	but those were really expensive nice shoes.....and i did wanna fuck
openmindedguy71	Oct 23 @ 11:20PM
	This is AMD I thought wanna fuck was your sacred duty as a member....
loveableone	Oct 23 @ 11:22PM
	My most favorite line, that I used (and it worked) = "Those jeans look becoming on you.....but if I were on you, I would be cumming to"
openmindedguy71	Oct 23 @ 11:30PM
	I once had a girl ask was I happy to see her or if I had a roll of quarters in My pocket. Well it was quarter beer night at the bar and I was quite embarassed to pull the roll out of my pocket.
skinonskin	Oct 23 @ 11:32PM
	"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Gee, what a nice classy guy HE was!
celtickiller69	Oct 23 @ 11:49PM
	"Got any Irish in ya?, Would ya like some?"
ladybootscooter	Oct 24 @ 12:34AM
	I got this one once......... "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to walk back by you again?"
knightshadow2007	Oct 24 @ 12:55AM
	Have you ever had your navel tickled? ...From the inside?
Ewe_Wish	Oct 24 @ 12:59AM
	The worst one that was tried (and failed) on me was hey you want to halvies on an illigetimate baby...........
Looking4ever	Oct 24 @ 1:09AM
	The best I ever heard was, "Hi." accompanied by a brilliant smile. What can I say? I'm a sucker for a great smile.
lildevilgirl19	Oct 24 @ 1:31AM
	the worst one ive got is nice boobs want to titty fuck
gregiam	Oct 24 @ 6:36AM
	heree\s one hey u know they say we are what we eat come back to my place ill be u by morning
NachoBaby	Oct 24 @ 11:03AM
	I'm still partial to .. "why aren't you nekkid yet?"
thedarkmechanic	Nov 11 @ 7:45PM
	SHEESH! Whatever happend to HI! How are you doing? Are you here with anyone?