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posted 10/22/2007 12:13:04 AM |
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Okay, I'm bored. Can you tell? I really gotta find something to occupy my time late at night when I can't sleep.

Here's a toast to Lying, Cheating, Stealing and Drinking.

If you are going to lie, do it for a friend in need.

If you are going to Cheat, cheat death for as long as possible.

If you are going to Steal, steal a heart and take very good care of it and it's owner.

If you are going to Drink, do it in good taste and with great friends.

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mrknowuwell

Oct 22 @ 12:19AM  
and if yer gunna have sex........use both hands .........and plenty of lotion (porn is optional........now where is my copy of barnyard fetish monthly)
ynot7769

Oct 22 @ 12:21AM  
here's to you here's to me............
may we never disagree..............
if we do the hell with you

HERE'S TO ME
Looking4ever

Oct 22 @ 12:21AM  
Ah, a very good taost indeed. Here's to lying, cheating, stealing & drinking!
six3indallas

Oct 22 @ 12:22AM  
A toast to......ummm...TOAST!

Buttered
With Jam
With Honey
Dry
Cut Diagonally
Thrown at the screen at Rocky Horror Picture Show
Dunked in Coffee
Covered in scrambled eggs
Smeared with peanut butter

To Toast in all it's glory.

God, now I'm hungry.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 12:24AM  
If you are going to Drink, do it in good taste and with great friends.
Does Coffee count?




knightshadow2007

Oct 22 @ 12:24AM  
Good toast although I don't drink.
borachone

Oct 22 @ 12:25AM  
May the sun always shine on your face
the wind always be at your back
and may you be sitting at God's side
an hour before the devil knows you died
31sunshine

Oct 22 @ 12:33AM  
Count me in!!!

If you are going to Drink, do it in good taste and with great friends

Does this mean it's a party? I love a great party, especially with great friends and good drink!!
casuallylooking

Oct 22 @ 12:34AM  
porn is optional........now where is my copy of barnyard fetish monthly)
That's just so scarey.. lmao
Does Coffee count?
Absolutely.
Good toast although I don't drink.
I didn't say it has to be alcoholic. You can toast to great friends with anything.

Okay, now I gotta go to the store cause I want scrambled eggs and toast. Darn it Six.. lol
Glad you liked it L4E.
Hey Steve, you mean Me me not You me, right?

Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 12:35AM  
I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!

casuallylooking

Oct 22 @ 12:38AM  
lmao OMGosh, that's really good, Dayna.
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 12:39AM  
Ah crap.............see what years of drinking did to me mind..............i forgot your kudo my little lassie......................
six3indallas

Oct 22 @ 12:40AM  
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
firemoose

Oct 22 @ 12:55AM  
Forks and Knives
Fiddles and Spoons
Women have Tits
And so do coons!
knightshadow2007

Oct 22 @ 12:58AM  
Break out the coffee
firemoose

Oct 22 @ 1:02AM  
Hell, I'm not drunk yet!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 22 @ 1:43AM  
Hell, I'm not drunk yet!
Emphasis on YET.............
zena343

Oct 22 @ 3:20AM  
Casually, what a 'GREAT TOAST'

NightOfOld

Oct 22 @ 3:39AM  

Although O don't drink. My grand-daddy had a good one.
*********************************
A monkeys ass, in a looking glass.
Is a hell of a site to see.
But a Whiskey glass, and a womans ass.
Made a horses ass of me.
lifeizabitch

Oct 22 @ 9:40AM  
I've got some law books you can read; then I know you will be able to get to sleep.
casuallylooking

Oct 22 @ 9:49AM  
Oh Chuck, that was a good one also. It made me laugh. Thanks.

Just for the record. I did not write the original toast. It is something I heard a Long time ago and liked the concept but thought it was boring so I added to it and changed the smile to heart to fit my purpose. I have no idea where it actually came from, or if the guy I heard it from made it up.Originally it was.......

If you are going to lie,lie for a friend.
If you are going to Cheat, cheat death.
If you are going to Steal, steal a smile.
If you are going to Drink, drink with someone.

So I added to it and this was a toast I gave when we had a get together to celebrate one of my best friends 5th anniversary of being cancer free from breast cancer.I have a little pink ribbon on my cell phone and last night it made me think of that night, so I wrote the toast down.
casuallylooking

Oct 22 @ 9:59AM  
I've got some law books you can read; then I know you will be able to get to sleep
lol, Bring em, Life. I doubt that would work. I love to read and I love to learn new things, so it would depend. I did have to take a Business Law class and found it extremely boring. Or maybe it was just my instructor.
chocolatemilf

Oct 22 @ 1:26PM  
NachoBaby

Oct 22 @ 1:28PM  
Here's to life, now ain't it grand?
Just got divorced from my old man,
had to laugh at the judges decision,
cuz them kids ain't even his'n.

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