Okay, I'm bored. Can you tell? I really gotta find something to occupy my time late at night when I can't sleep. 
Here's a toast to Lying, Cheating, Stealing and Drinking.
If you are going to lie, do it for a friend in need.
If you are going to Cheat, cheat death for as long as possible.
If you are going to Steal, steal a heart and take very good care of it and it's owner.
If you are going to Drink, do it in good taste and with great friends.
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mrknowuwell
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Oct 22 @ 12:19AM
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and if yer gunna have sex........use both hands .........and plenty of lotion  (porn is optional........now where is my copy of barnyard fetish monthly) 
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ynot7769
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Oct 22 @ 12:21AM
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here's to you here's to me............
may we never disagree..............
if we do the hell with you
HERE'S TO ME    
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Looking4ever
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Oct 22 @ 12:21AM
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Ah, a very good taost indeed. Here's to lying, cheating, stealing & drinking! 
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six3indallas
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Oct 22 @ 12:22AM
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A toast to......ummm...TOAST!
Buttered
With Jam
With Honey
Dry
Cut Diagonally
Thrown at the screen at Rocky Horror Picture Show
Dunked in Coffee
Covered in scrambled eggs
Smeared with peanut butter
To Toast in all it's glory.
God, now I'm hungry.
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 22 @ 12:24AM
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If you are going to Drink, do it in good taste and with great friends. Does Coffee count?
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knightshadow2007
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Oct 22 @ 12:24AM
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Good toast although I don't drink. 
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borachone
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Oct 22 @ 12:25AM
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May the sun always shine on your face
the wind always be at your back
and may you be sitting at God's side
an hour before the devil knows you died
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31sunshine
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Oct 22 @ 12:33AM
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Count me in!!!
If you are going to Drink, do it in good taste and with great friends
Does this mean it's a party? I love a great party, especially with great friends and good drink!!
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casuallylooking
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Oct 22 @ 12:34AM
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porn is optional........now where is my copy of barnyard fetish monthly) That's just so scarey.. lmao
Does Coffee count? Absolutely.
Good toast although I don't drink. I didn't say it has to be alcoholic. You can toast to great friends with anything.
Okay, now I gotta go to the store cause I want scrambled eggs and toast. Darn it Six.. lol
Glad you liked it L4E.
Hey Steve, you mean Me me not You me, right?
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 22 @ 12:35AM
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I drink to your health when I'm with you,
I drink to your health when I'm alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I'm starting to worry about my own!
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casuallylooking
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Oct 22 @ 12:38AM
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lmao OMGosh, that's really good, Dayna.
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 22 @ 12:39AM
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Ah crap.............see what years of drinking did to me mind..............i forgot your kudo my little lassie......................
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six3indallas
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Oct 22 @ 12:40AM
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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
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firemoose
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Oct 22 @ 12:55AM
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Forks and Knives
Fiddles and Spoons
Women have Tits
And so do coons! 
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knightshadow2007
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Oct 22 @ 12:58AM
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Break out the coffee 
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firemoose
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Oct 22 @ 1:02AM
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Hell, I'm not drunk yet! 
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 22 @ 1:43AM
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Hell, I'm not drunk yet! Emphasis on YET............. 
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zena343
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Oct 22 @ 3:20AM
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Casually, what a 'GREAT TOAST'
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NightOfOld
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Oct 22 @ 3:39AM
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Although O don't drink. My grand-daddy had a good one.
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A monkeys ass, in a looking glass.
Is a hell of a site to see.
But a Whiskey glass, and a womans ass.
Made a horses ass of me.
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lifeizabitch
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Oct 22 @ 9:40AM
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I've got some law books you can read; then I know you will be able to get to sleep.
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casuallylooking
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Oct 22 @ 9:49AM
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Oh Chuck, that was a good one also. It made me laugh. Thanks. 
Just for the record. I did not write the original toast. It is something I heard a Long time ago and liked the concept but thought it was boring so I added to it and changed the smile to heart to fit my purpose. I have no idea where it actually came from, or if the guy I heard it from made it up.Originally it was.......
If you are going to lie,lie for a friend.
If you are going to Cheat, cheat death.
If you are going to Steal, steal a smile.
If you are going to Drink, drink with someone.
So I added to it and this was a toast I gave when we had a get together to celebrate one of my best friends 5th anniversary of being cancer free from breast cancer.I have a little pink ribbon on my cell phone and last night it made me think of that night, so I wrote the toast down.
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casuallylooking
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Oct 22 @ 9:59AM
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I've got some law books you can read; then I know you will be able to get to sleep lol, Bring em, Life. I doubt that would work. I love to read and I love to learn new things, so it would depend. I did have to take a Business Law class and found it extremely boring. Or maybe it was just my instructor.
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chocolatemilf
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Oct 22 @ 1:26PM
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NachoBaby
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Oct 22 @ 1:28PM
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Here's to life, now ain't it grand?
Just got divorced from my old man,
had to laugh at the judges decision,
cuz them kids ain't even his'n.
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