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TOP 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than SEX! posted 10/20/2007 11:49:32 PM | 4 kudos what's this?     report abuse tagged: top, joke, halloween, 10, funny   Gem526 10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude. 8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky. 5. If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door. 4. The police don't care if you turn a few tricks. 3. You can ride a broomstick that's several feet long. 2. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. ...and the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex... 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD Happy Halloween dahlings Copy & paste to friend: (Click inside box; Ctrl + C to copy; Ctrl + V to paste)

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NightOfOld	Oct 21 @ 12:53AM
	jkudo my dear.
tate00	Oct 21 @ 7:34AM
	Thank you darling for I couldn't have said it any better for I like the part I can do the whole neighborhood.
ynot7769	Oct 21 @ 8:18AM
	well baby you ARE A GEM coures now i read this and thought a bit...... 1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD yano with treat you can just do ME.......over ......n over n over n over n over.............sry i got tired lol
waldo27804	Oct 21 @ 10:38AM
	Very interesting post lady. I really enjoyed the list( let's see Letterman beat it). Have always enjoyed treating more than tricking!! Everyone have a safe and Happy Halloween !!!
South_Of_Main	Oct 21 @ 12:42PM
	Loved this one Gem.. thanks for making us smile.
BuddhaDon	Oct 21 @ 1:59PM
	Cute.
Looking4ever	Oct 21 @ 2:07PM
	Um, I rather have sex if you don't mind. Cause it also burns calories and helps me sleep so much better.
MEMEME69247	Oct 21 @ 11:51PM
	Kudo goes out to you my luv,,,,We don't need to worry about calories or when we are going to have sex again....After a taste of the first round,,,,I get more energy and crave more real hot SEX,,,,Sleep???? LOL that is not allowed nor in my vocabulary.... Happy Halloween all my loving Ghouls and Goblins,,,,you know who you are,,,,,Kisses