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TOP 10 reasons why trick or treating is better than SEX!

posted 10/20/2007 11:49:32 PM |
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  Gem526

10. You are guaranteed to get something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, nobody gets an attitude.

8. You can suck on a Tootsie Roll in public and no one cares.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.

5. If you don't like what you get, you can just go next door.

4. The police don't care if you turn a few tricks.

3. You can ride a broomstick that's several feet long.

2. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

...and the number one reason trick or treating is better than sex...











1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD



Happy Halloween dahlings

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NightOfOld

Oct 21 @ 12:53AM  


jkudo my dear.
tate00

Oct 21 @ 7:34AM  
Thank you darling for I couldn't have said it any better for I like the part I can do the whole neighborhood.
ynot7769

Oct 21 @ 8:18AM  
well baby you ARE A GEM

coures now i read this and thought a bit......
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD

yano with treat you can just do ME.......over ......n over n over n over n over.............sry i got tired lol
waldo27804

Oct 21 @ 10:38AM  
Very interesting post lady. I really enjoyed the list( let's see Letterman beat it). Have always enjoyed treating more than tricking!!

Everyone have a safe and Happy Halloween !!!
South_Of_Main

Oct 21 @ 12:42PM  
Loved this one Gem.. thanks for making us smile.
BuddhaDon

Oct 21 @ 1:59PM  
Cute.
Looking4ever

Oct 21 @ 2:07PM  
Um, I rather have sex if you don't mind. Cause it also burns calories and helps me sleep so much better.
MEMEME69247

Oct 21 @ 11:51PM  







Kudo goes out to you my luv,,,,We don't need to worry about calories or when we are going to have sex again....After a taste of the first round,,,,I get more energy and crave more real hot SEX,,,,Sleep???? LOL that is not allowed nor in my vocabulary....

Happy Halloween all my loving Ghouls and Goblins,,,,you know who you are,,,,,Kisses

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