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Husbands and wives (joke)

posted 10/19/2007 10:32:44 PM |
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CASE # 1

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A billionaire.

CASE # 2

Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big, I
look at your photo and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?
Husband: Yes , I see your picture and say to myself ,
"What other problem can be greater than this one?"

CASE # 3

Q - What is the difference between a mother and a
wife?
A - One woman brings you into this world crying....

......the other ensures you continue to do so.

CASE # 4

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure , what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and No.

CASE # 5

Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour !!
Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.

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