CASE # 1
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A billionaire.
CASE # 2
Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how big, I
look at your photo and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for
you?
Husband: Yes , I see your picture and say to myself ,
"What other problem can be greater than this one?"
CASE # 3
Q - What is the difference between a mother and a
wife?
A - One woman brings you into this world crying....
......the other ensures you continue to do so.
CASE # 4
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure , what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and No.
CASE # 5
Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage
certificate for an hour !!
Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.
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