ThePurpleProphet
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Oct 19 @ 6:21PM
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I would like to be Peter the pu... eater. pumpkin
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max49
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Oct 19 @ 6:39PM
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The wolf in Little Red Riding Hood because he gets to eat her.  
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kozmik_wave
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Oct 19 @ 6:42PM
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I don't even know any nursery rhymes!
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paintslim
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Oct 19 @ 6:47PM
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little boy blue!!!!!!
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hopon
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Oct 19 @ 7:30PM
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Some of you are going to get a spanking from the teacher!!!!!!! Don't you know the difference between nursery rhymes and fairytales??????? 
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six3indallas
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Oct 19 @ 7:45PM
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Has to be Little Miss Muffet.
It works on so many levels -
First, it has the word Muff in it. That alone would work.
But it also has a frightened young woman who needs some manly comforting and protection.
Did I mention the muff part?
Lastly, if she's already eating curds and whey, what else might she like to eat?? 
Yes, I know.  Hell awaits thee. Well, that ship sailed a LONG time ago.
Here's a link to a site that lists the Nursery Rhymes for those who need some help remembering. And no, I don't have this one bookmarked. Looked it up specifically for this blog thank you VERY much.
http://www.zelo.com/FAMILY/NURSERY/
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ThePurpleProphet
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Oct 19 @ 7:47PM
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I know the difference, teacher. But I've been a bad boy. I can't tell what I did. I should tell you it involves the chocolates I gave you. How do you feel?
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Stubbsy
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Oct 19 @ 7:49PM
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I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I,
Very gently will play.
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 19 @ 7:54PM
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Damn, Six3 took what I was going to say for my comment as far as Miss Muffett.  lol
Yeah, anyway...Little Miss Muffett, sat on Straddle's nose ...err...I mean a tuffet (I think  ).
This blog topic isn't something I know a lot about. 
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South_Of_Main
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Oct 19 @ 8:49PM
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Just from reading the comments, being Miss Muffet is sounding awfully good right about now.
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firefighter41
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Oct 19 @ 10:46PM
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How about this one.....Hickory dickory dick , some chick was sucking my cock. the clock struct 2 i dropped my goo and we called it a night 
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tate00
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Oct 19 @ 11:45PM
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My favorite is Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water but Jack feel down and Jill tumpled down on him and you know the rest. 
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borachone
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Oct 20 @ 1:10AM
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Shades of the "Dice-man" little miss muffet an' what's in the bowl bitch whoa ha
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 20 @ 6:58PM
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Well, South_of_Main may have something here.  Who wants to play little Miss Muffett and sit on Straddle's nose? j/k 
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matt_in_the_hat
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Nov 21 @ 3:21PM
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How about hey diddle diddle?
Have some pretty violin/fiddle music to serenade .
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