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"Happy Halloween"................................Joke

posted 10/17/2007 9:12:44 PM |
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An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'

The drunk, still staring down replied: 'I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.'

Happy Halloween

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sugarnspice005

Oct 17 @ 9:22PM  
Gross.....but funny!
partytimemary

Oct 17 @ 10:33PM  
Drunk didn't know what hit him Too funny!
loveableone

Oct 17 @ 10:34PM  
OMG, that was awesome!! I fully laughed out loud!!! Thanks for that!
NightOfOld

Oct 17 @ 11:25PM  

max49

Oct 18 @ 10:44AM  

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