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Apple Peelers

posted 10/17/2007 3:52:18 AM |

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mzhunyhole

Ya all need to watch the way a guy eats an apple..cause that's the way he's gonna probably..eat pussy..let me tell ya why.

There are guys that peel'em ..and guys that don't..
A peeler..peels his lil ole apple..cause he's afraid there might be ickie ole stuff on there..like germs or something. He's into controlled sensuality.He's gotta slice that apple off into slim sections..one by one..with the blade of his knife. Then slowly feed each piece to himself. In bed..the peeler wants ya shower fresh and usually clean shaven with no extra scent or stray curlies to spoil his enjoyment. He will lip and flick ya with precision..using just the tip of his tongue..serving ya up..just as he does..the apple slices on the edge of his knife.

Now..them there guys..that don't take the time to peel them apples ..are much hungrier and way less fussy. To these kinda guys the feast is in as much in the sounds,texture and aroma as in the taste. A non peeler will get a'hold of the whole fruit firmly with both hands if necessary..open wide..and with a mighty crack of his teeth into the skin..he'll just send juice..the flesh of the fruit..seeds and all in every durn direction. Let it just dribble down his chin..roll the crisp meat..all around on his wet hungry tongue..mash it right good between his molars..then smack his lips and swallow with satisfaction. Imagine ..what he could do between a woman's legs..mmmm.He would get down there with some real gusto..hell yeah!

Yeah..a guy who can eat an apple right..better keep an eye on him.

Do ya eat your apples peeled..or unpeeled?

What's your favorite fruit?

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NightOfOld

Oct 17 @ 4:09AM

Definately unpeeled. I want to enjoy every bit of it.

BuddhaDon

Oct 17 @ 5:04AM

...unpeeled, 'though I do like the gourmet, dipping kind...

nativeamr35

Oct 17 @ 5:44AM

Depends on where the apple came from.

If I get it out of my own stock, then I eat it in the raw.

But, if that apple came from lets say the corner of 6th and main, well I'm stickin that apple with my knife and washing all the pieces.

smurrell03

Oct 17 @ 6:16AM

Funny stuff!

Seriously, I don't think I've ever eaten a peeled apple.

I would say that strawberries are my favorite fruit.

LilGriz

Oct 17 @ 7:09AM

Peeled, only if I have to. The skin adds flavor when eating. I guess my favorite would be grapes

bodyworship

Oct 17 @ 8:29AM

I like my apples unpeeled or in a pie! My favorite fruit is grapefruit which I always eat peeled. Does that say anything bout my proficiency as a TIT sucker?

max49

Oct 17 @ 8:44AM

I like my apples unpeeled and pussy the same way. I like to roll my tongue around a hard clit licking and sucking until all of her pussy juices and cum are flooding my mouth and dribbling down my chin sucking and licking her sweet, soft pussy lips making sure I've got every drop.

openmindedguy71

Oct 17 @ 9:08AM

Really odd topic. For some reason I have a very acute sense of smell. I can usually tell within a few feet a woman who is in her cycle. I am not sure why that is, it just is. Now there are many women that any guy could tell but I am not talking about those. Maybe I am just keen to certain scents, dont know. So while I may eat an apple unpeeled I still like it clean.

ynot7769

Oct 17 @ 9:52AM

some of us might eat an apple peeled just cause they get the peel stuck in their teeth ..........hey is this like shaved vs au naturl?? a comparason ?? a trick?

hell.......i'm sooo fucked i don't even like apples anymore

31sunshine

Oct 17 @ 9:59AM

Man...now everytime I see a guy eat an apple I'm gonna be thinking of what he's like in bed

lifeizabitch

Oct 17 @ 10:42AM

How about guys that don't like apples; I am an orange man myself,

DeDe54

Oct 17 @ 12:55PM

I'm sorry, I find this blog funny!!!! Why I don't know!! I have been laughing for the last 15 minutes over it!

Love a man that relishes any fruit, even a tomato!!

good one huny!!!! BTW my favorite fruit is a banana!! Wonder why!

sweetnasty1

Oct 17 @ 1:46PM

I agree with sunshine. I will never look at a man eating an apple the same way again! Should we be worried if a guy really likes bananas? Maybe we should watch how he eats one of those. I left a kudo for ya.

StraddleMyNose

Oct 17 @ 4:34PM

I'm an orange person!

mzhunyhole

Oct 18 @ 1:48AM

Glad y'all enjoyed that.I like all these comments,very funny

ynot7769

Oct 18 @ 10:04AM

Glad y'all enjoyed that.I like all these comments,very funny

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