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Biggest sex lie

posted 10/17/2007 2:32:51 AM |
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My daddy done always told me..that no meant no ..people gotta respect that. When somebody told ya no..that means..quit that and ya take that as your final answer. But I have found in certain moments in my life..that didn't work for me..I just couldn't take no for an answer at times. Nooo..ya can't do that..cause ya ain't supposed to..everyone don't do that. Or nooo..don't be a'saying that..that's outlandish..what's wrong with ya? Then they'd tell me..ooohh nooo..ya can't wear that..nobody dresses like that. Well..I found out I can do what I want if I wanna..say whatever I feel like and wear pink and red together..if I feel like it. I don't have to take no..as the final answer.

My mama..she told me..Gurl,now don't be a'giving that pussy away to every Tom,Dick and Harry ..sooo I always avoided men named that..just giving it to other men..believing what my mama done told me..until I met Dick and lordy was mama wrong. A name don't make a person..it takes way more than that.

My granny gave me advice too. She was always a'telling me..to wash my crack..front to back..keep that there thang..extra clean at all times..so I always have. She also said..chicks that don't wear'em any panties have no class and a stinking ass..but..she taught me to keep my crack clean..so I do go commando,sometimes..sorry granny.

This here guy..when I was younger..even told me once..if I started swallowing that stuff..it would make my boobies way bigger..frigging liar . Been swallowing for purty durn 30 years now. My tits ain't growed an inch..in fact..they look smaller ..oohh..that's gravity..duh!


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Blackfromwaistdown

Oct 17 @ 3:00AM  
haha, lmao.. nice one
smurrell03

Oct 17 @ 6:22AM  
Lot a lot of guys, I fell into the spanish fly myth, when I was in junior high.

I tried using it on my speech and debate teacher (Ms. Webb...man she was hot!) at an out of town even, and well...let's just say that things didn't turn out like I had planned.
ynot7769

Oct 17 @ 9:55AM  
This here guy..when I was younger..even told me once..if I started swallowing that stuff..it would make my boobies way bigger..frigging liar


hun...maybe it's why they're the size they are NOW??? just a thought .....yeah yeah i know i get wayyy too many thoughts sometimes.
mzhunyhole

Oct 18 @ 1:54PM  
Think smaller..

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