I've been watching porn lately..a lot actually;but after awhile it became the same thing: A plastic doll, getting railed by some beefcake type,making with the fake moaning: ooh,ahh fuck my ass,pussy,ear,armpit whatever! Guy grunts,and then *splort*.The end.
Well,between being bored to tears with watching,I was thinking that they should have a website where you could type all that you're looking for in the perfect porn,send,and the search engine produces a movie relevant your results.Not bad,huh? For all I know,there could be such a website...or not.But if I were to type up what I want in a good porno,it would be:
~Interracial(white guy on black woman,or latina preferably)
~BBW/Plump/Busty(the woman would be every bit of a curvy Reubenesque goddess,especially gifted in the derrière department;the guy however would be tall,wiry,toned,and dark-haired)
~Big cocks(the guy would have a nice,thick,fat cock with good sized balls and a head that got very purple when aroused)
~Breast play/making out(kissing rarely happens in pornography,but to watch that would make me wild)
~Facesitting/faceriding(all I'd have to say is:damn..Niagara Falls ova here)
~Lots of angles from the back(especially if she's ridding cowgirl position;when I watch porn,I'll rewind back to that specific part to get off;more of a bonus is if the woman makes the guy's cock very slick from her juices)
~Good sound(I'd want to hear the *shlick,shlick* or *squish* sound fucking a wet pussy makes,the heavy breathing/panting,and moaning(whether it be fake or not ;-)
~No cheesy dialogue(but then again,no porno is a Scorcese project afterall)
~Amateur-ish style(the gauzy,softcore 1980's late night "Skin"-emax look is played out,the less fake it looks,the better)
~Creampies(thats usually my favorite "moneyshot" of choice because there's something primal when when the woman begins bouncing harder,the guy's balls begin to cave-in as he moans and grabs her ass pumping his sticky seed into her hole;that and I like to watch his cock twitch and as he pulls out it drips gracefully from the woman's beaten.slick snatch...ohhh man)
Anyway,if such a porno existed,I'd spend time with "Mrs. Fingerly" and her four sisters every night,and twice on sundays,I'd play myself insane I would...
So if you could find such a place that I mentioned,what would you want the "generator" to cook up? Or what would you want to be featured?
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Looking4ever
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Oct 17 @ 2:08AM
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Wow!  You've really given this some serious thought! 
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lunanegra
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Oct 17 @ 2:11AM
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 You betcha 
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Blackfromwaistdown
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Oct 17 @ 2:58AM
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Or how bout a reality t.v. porn show? Where viewers call in and request certain performers and actions to be takin? Could be interesting to see who ever you want doing exactly what you want to see them do... hmmm... *is lost in thought* 
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lunanegra
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Oct 17 @ 4:06AM
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I like your concept Black,pitch it to the t.v execs quick and in a hurry
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aftershox
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Oct 17 @ 5:01AM
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Have you checked out YOUPORN?. It is the porn equivalent of YOUTUBE,, there is another site too but I can't remember what it is called.
Mostly grainy amateur stuff. But I prefer real ppl to the plastic doll stuff anyway.
Search by keyword and ratings. Check out the thumbnails to see if it looks like something you want to watch.
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BuddhaDon
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Oct 17 @ 5:14AM
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Maybe you're just not watching the right kind of porn. Do you want to do some porn just for the fun of it, respectfully.
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breann575
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Oct 17 @ 1:18PM
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mmm...I like the comment about purple heads...I always love how purple mine gets when I'm rock hard (it occurs to me that could come across as a strangely Barney-esque attempt to boast (I'm the purplest!  ), but really it's not--I've always thought turning purple with lust was so cool, and it's nice to see that sentiment shared!).
anyway... I know what you mean about how boring porn can get. I guess anything can. But really, the problem is lack of creativity! and there's no excuse for that (except that producers seem to be able to make lots of $$ without it, sadly. start a boycott! we want intelligent smut! do justice to your bits!).
Andrew Blake's the one producer that consistently is pretty interesting and creative; he's pretty much what I'd want the porn generator to generate. Some people don't like it (partly because you can't hear actual sounds the "stars" are making; it's all covered up by a sound track). and the women rarely seem to actually orgasm (one of my major issues with the whole porn industry)  . But the actors are stunning, and usually seem to enjoy the dirty things they are doing, and the scenes are often creative. Anyway, if you don't know about him, and you probably do, consider checking him out. (It's not interracial, but, hey, it is intercontinental. and there's a lot of hot making out).
Oh, and I think aftershox might be thinking of http://www.yuvutu.com//index.php Some hot stuff, there (and some really lame stuff).
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funforfree
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Oct 17 @ 1:46PM
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You're absolutely right about porn being dominated by pseudo-reality (and badly at that). There are some sites with decent amateur porn, but they are clearly in the minority.
Luna, your idea is a wonderful one and I hope it will become a reality very, very soon.
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juicyjenna
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Oct 17 @ 3:37PM
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wow - I'd have to get you to generate my porn - your preferences sound pretty damn good to me! 
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StraddleMyNose
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Oct 17 @ 4:19PM
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Damn, I wasn't horny before reading this blog. Now I'm......oh, nevermind! 
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lunanegra
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Oct 17 @ 9:39PM
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That was the objective Straddle
I probably could make a good producer or talent scout,Jenna.But I don't think I'd like the politics of that industry
Porn like movies are fantasy based;yeah its all good and well Fun,but there are some guys who take it a little too seriously which is disturbing.I'm glad that you don't.
Yeah,Breanne purple heads can be hot...very,actually.Anyway I'd have to google this Andrew Blake because it seems his work would be up my alley,no pun intended.
I thought about it Don,but then again such an industry can destroy a country bumpkin like me.At one time Jenna Jameson liked what she did and now she has a face like a catcher's mitt.Oh,you mean amateur...?With the right guy,maybe,if there were no distribution except inside my own circle...or not.
Well Shox,all I go to are those places and they're pretty boring,but some can be good and I have a few favorites saved.Now if I could just find the one I described... 
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letsanal
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Oct 18 @ 5:53PM
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Great thought, but then again it still ends up with *SPLORT*.......... and its all over. 
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