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The Lawyer joke

posted 10/16/2007 7:11:06 PM |
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One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limo when he saw two me along the side of the road eating grass. Curious he oredered his driver to stop so he could get out and investigate this strange sight.

He asked one man, Why are you eating grass?

We dant have any money for food, the poor man repied. We have to eat grass.

Well then you can come with me to my house and eat, the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.

Bring them along, the lawyer told him.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, you can come with us also.

The second man in a pitiful voice then said, But sir I also have a wife and SIX children with me. Bring them all as well, the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as a limousine.

0nce underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, Sir you are very kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.

The lawyer said, Glad to do it. You'll really love my place......................


The grass there is almost a foot high !!




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dmbradley1978854

Oct 16 @ 8:17PM  
That's fucked up. LOL.....
MissMisty

Oct 17 @ 10:33AM  
and to think I thought I was twisted !

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