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posted 10/16/2007 12:25:33 PM |
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  PrincessKissy

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly, he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"



Margaret looks him over, "Nope".



Frustrated, Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"



Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."



Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN MARGARET?"



"Nope", she replies.



"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"



Margaret replies "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Ya shoulda bought a hat."

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DeDe54

Oct 16 @ 12:30PM  
OMG that was good

TY for the chuckle PK
Argit01

Oct 16 @ 12:30PM  
An old but funny joke. And I suppose I had better give you one of them dang kudo's so I don't get a skillet on my nogging!
DeDe54

Oct 16 @ 12:31PM  
OH, heres a green thingy ma bob for ya PK !!!
DeDe54

Oct 16 @ 12:32PM  
And I suppose I had better give you one of them dang kudo's so I don't get a skillet on my nogging!

Smart man PK, ya done good gf!!
lifeizabitch

Oct 16 @ 1:01PM  
EXCELLENT
Lisa46

Oct 16 @ 1:03PM  
umm I'll go buy a new hat if it will look up for me!
luscious_bbwpa

Oct 16 @ 1:08PM  
cute!!!! thx for the smiles
sugarnspice005

Oct 16 @ 1:49PM  
omg!!!!!!!!! That was cute!!!!!
sugarnspice005

Oct 16 @ 1:50PM  
Oh yeah! Little green guy for ya too! Needed a good laugh with this crummy weather we're having today.
PainInArchsAss

Oct 16 @ 2:07PM  
asnet

Oct 16 @ 2:33PM  
A definite waker-upper .... no zzzzzzz for you.
Greeny instead.
StraddleMyNose

Oct 16 @ 2:45PM  
Classic!
skinonskin

Oct 16 @ 2:56PM  
Funny stuff there!
Argit01

Oct 16 @ 3:50PM  
umm I'll go buy a new hat if it will look up for me!
Lisa I hate to tell you this but she lacks the necessary appendage!
NightOfOld

Oct 16 @ 5:25PM  

ValentineGirl214

Oct 16 @ 7:16PM  
I hadn't heard that one in a long time!!! Made me laugh!!! Thanks!
LilGriz

Oct 16 @ 10:13PM  
So that's why it will only stick out straight - I have Elk skin boots and a leather hat. Thanks for figgering out my problem PK
FUNGUY007

Oct 16 @ 10:49PM  
That was cute. One of thoes thingy for ya.

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