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I tried to IM myself and I traveled back in time

posted 10/15/2007 9:55:07 PM |
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I'm stuck on Monday. I tried to IM myself just to see what would happen. I had no intention on answering the IM. Ever since it has been Monday for me. Mondays hurt so bad. And there are dragons flying everywhere. And pretty little faerie girls that have stingers like a bee. Have I ever told you I like pink lip gloss? I have noticed that even though it is Monday again my toenails are still growing. Last Monday I decided to clean behind the stove. I found a cupcake. I moved into this house in March and have yet to bake cupcakes. At least I know I don't have ants or mice. The hair on our arms is called fur. What is the space between the eyebrows called? My butt itches. I need a quarter for the meter. Why is ground zero called the first floor in an elevator? It should be zero floor. There is no zero floor. Why do they make black top black when it's going to fade to gray anyway? Does the black cost more money, if so we should get a refund. Roses are not always red. Violets are blue, roses are pink, look at whats full, the kitchen sink. Who turned off the music? Look mommy there is an airplane up in the sky.

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shellsmack

Oct 16 @ 1:47PM  
k...i'm scared.
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 16 @ 3:09PM  
There isn't anything to be scared of. Would it help if I held your hand?

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I tried to IM myself and I traveled back in time