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Top 10 Things to do at the mall

posted 10/14/2007 9:03:29 PM |
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are "leak proof".

3. Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.

2. Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

1. Show people your driver's license and demand to know "whether they've seen this man."

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DeDe54

Oct 14 @ 9:09PM  
You forgot running thru the mall butt ass naked, screaming, DON'T LOOK, DON'T LOOK!!!!
ThePurpleProphet

Oct 14 @ 9:35PM  
How about all things we did at the mall when we were kids that caused us to get kicked out?
(1) Getting into the fountain.
(2) Playing a game of nerf football.
(3) Getting on a stage after a show and singing AC/DC.
(4) Pushing someone into the fountain.
(5) Stopping the escalators
(6) Playing tag or hide-and-go-seek.
(7) Getting caught while seeking into a movie.
(8) Making a trail of popcorn from one end to the other so your friends can follow you.
This is all I can remember for now; but I know I was kicked out more than 8 times.
BuddhaDon

Oct 15 @ 2:21PM  
I like #6 the most.

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