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10 Signs The Date Will End Without Sex!

posted 10/13/2007 10:34:22 PM |

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Sunshinegal35

10. You have no form of transportation.
9. Your eyes are constantly scanning the room for the next opportunity.
8. You don't let your date get a word in edgewise.
7. You dressed down.
6. You keep track of the number of slices of pizza your date eats, even though
you ate 3/4 of the pie.
5. You don't laugh at the most hilarious comedian on earth.
4. You order an alcoholic drink that is served in a bucket.
3. You don't let your date go to the restroom at the end of the show.
2. You comment on how hot the chicks at the next table are.
1. You let slip that you need to get your driver's license back.

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openmindedguy71

Oct 13 @ 10:51PM

You conversation consists of when you get a job, how you hate your moms constant complaining about you being lazy.

ynot7769

Oct 13 @ 10:55PM

8. You don't let your date get a word in edgewise.

not always...........just sayin ........if yer smooth enough

openmindedguy71

Oct 13 @ 11:12PM

Thank God dates aren't like AMD. You go out have dinner and During the main course, instead of decent conversation he pulls out his pecker expecting that to be all the conversation that is needed.

NachoBaby

Oct 14 @ 10:52AM

Sounds like a winner to me.

LilGriz

Oct 14 @ 12:00PM

Sheesh, I don't do any of those and still no nookie. BTW, what is a date, and what is this thing called sex???

StraddleMyNose

Oct 14 @ 3:31PM

knightshadow2007

Oct 24 @ 9:54PM

What happened to the one .." We can't go to my place my mom's not asleep yet."

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