I just have to comment on this, finally. So many men will comment that they want to or will run/tease their tongue over my G-Spot.
What the fuck? 
There is no freakin' way in hell that a man is gonna reach his tongue up inside a pussy and lick a woman's G-Spot. No man's tongue is long enough for shit's sake. Well, maybe Gene Simmons.
Read books guys. Knowledge yourselves before you make stupid comments and try to be all sexy/horny and shit. This is such a fucking laugh every time a man says that to me.
The G-Spot, for the lay-man, is inside the pussy and up, rather deep. If you can get to it with your tongue, you are a unique man and you BETTER get your ass over to MY house.
I wish I could post my cartoon G-Spot photo so those who have no idea where it is can learn. Yep, I think I will. Can't do it here, but it will be in my profile pics.
Can't wait to here from the ladies on this one. It should give me some good laughs.
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 3:26PM
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Oh, seeing as I JUST posted that pic today, it might not be up right away. Maybe some of the other ladies can give "graphics" on this for me here.
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Ewe_Wish
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Oct 13 @ 3:32PM
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some can't find it with a finger or dic............and now they are telling you they can reach it with their tongue..................
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alybai42
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Oct 13 @ 3:32PM
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Here is the picture I found for G-Spot
Shells 
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alybai42
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Oct 13 @ 3:33PM
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that tongue turns me on 
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 3:35PM
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Thanks ladies, that's great.
Yep, it CRACKS ME UP and makes me roll my eyes when a man is so ignorant. Let's me know that he's NOT in tune sexually!!
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Argit01
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Oct 13 @ 3:38PM
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I'd be worried if I could get my tongue up that far and be able to lick the G spot. The woman I was doing it too would have to have a pussy the size of a bucket! Some men should have paid more attention in sex ed.
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dmbradley1978854
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Oct 13 @ 3:40PM
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I've had women ask me how long my tongue is and I'd show them. My tongue isn't that long however; I would ask why they wondered. There was one in particular that told me that I kept hitting her G Spot with my tongue.
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 3:48PM
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no way...let us see your tongue...post a pic 
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 3:48PM
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maybe SHE doesn't even know where her g-spot is. many women don't.
scarey huh. 
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LilGriz
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Oct 13 @ 3:58PM
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 Heck, there is no way I would even try and get my tongue that far up, let alone for the woman to be in a comfortable enough position for it to be pleasurable. Personally, I love teasing the clit and running my tongue up/down the slit, sucking on it and the folds, and sliding it in as far as it can go.  
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Sunshinegal35
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Oct 13 @ 4:03PM
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shells, you crack me up!
Gotta luv the ding dongs (no pun intended!)
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chocolatemilf
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Oct 13 @ 4:11PM
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I have to draw a diagram to get a guy to find it with his finger...............sheesh.........gimme a break.............. 
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DeDe54
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Oct 13 @ 4:12PM
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OMG I was reading this, and thought hmmmm, then i got down and read some of hte comments and I spewed coffee all over my keyboard. I was laughing so hard. I guess I'm easily amused!!!!
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 4:16PM
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You guuuuuuys.  
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DeDe54
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Oct 13 @ 4:19PM
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Fogot the green thingy ma bob!!!!
Gets naked, runs out the room hollering, DON'T LOOK DON'T LOOK!!
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 4:21PM
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Don't forget the Purple Bob.  
Now HIS tongue hits it baby!! 
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UWearMeOut
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Oct 13 @ 4:21PM
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Fingers or Cock a must!! Tongue won't reach it!
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walkntune
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Oct 13 @ 4:25PM
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This could just be my belief but i think the g-spot only exists in in intances where you are with someone you have chemistry with!
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Hammer88
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Oct 13 @ 4:38PM
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oh, after looking at the pictures and diagrams maybe I had it in the wrong hole. never mind length of tounge . thanks for the education girls. I went to a snobish high school and there was no practical or hands on sex education. help me out.
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 4:39PM
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Ask a female doctor. He/She will tell you exactly where the g-spot is and that it REALLY exists.
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 4:43PM
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It doesn't take a Sex Ed Class to find out where it is...just some willingness to please the woman for a damn change.
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ynot7769
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Oct 13 @ 4:49PM
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Read books guys
ummmm errr..would you sit in my lap n read the books TO ME ?? 
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shellsmack
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Oct 13 @ 4:52PM
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as long as you fingers were tweakin' my G while i read
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skinonskin
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Oct 13 @ 5:51PM
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Hmmmm, skin comes up with an idea for a new business adventure- I'll call it Rent-A-Giraffe, Inc. A giraffe's tongue is way more long enough to reach a ladies G spot and well beyond! Just have to figure out the rent amounts and I'll put my shingle out.
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candlelitgirl
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Oct 13 @ 5:51PM
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can't help ya their I have actually never heard of  that phrase used that way....
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South_Of_Main
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Oct 13 @ 6:32PM
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I'm not so sure Shells.. I got an email from a guy yesterday I think it was.. and his tongue definitely looks like it could reach with no problems.
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NachoBaby
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Oct 13 @ 6:40PM
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Just lookin at that bladder sketch.. no damned wonder I have to pee every three hours.
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PrincessKissy
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Oct 13 @ 7:57PM
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Hmmm. I can lick MY G-spot
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Lisa46
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Oct 13 @ 10:05PM
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Don't forget the Purple Bob.
Hey I got his brother!
the g-spot only exists in in intances where you are with someone you have chemistry with!
So not true!!! 
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openmindedguy71
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Oct 13 @ 10:27PM
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This is how you reach the G Spot..
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asnet
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Oct 13 @ 10:44PM
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Can there be a graphics whore?
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mica89
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Oct 14 @ 5:27AM
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ha ha ha ha! Sad day(te) when a guy thinks your clit is your G. Prostrate and glans are the same thing , right?.And women LOVE it when guys squeeze their boobs as HARD as they can.And foreplay is jamming 2 fingers in before 3. And women pee out of their butts , right?  ...... And men wonder why women look for other women.
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mica89
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Oct 14 @ 5:53AM
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By God. THIS girl can lick your g!
I bet she has all KINDS of skills.....
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shellsmack
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Oct 14 @ 6:04AM
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MICA...you nailed it on the head babe. 
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mica89
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Oct 14 @ 6:13AM
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"mmmmmmmmmmI can lick it tooooooooooo!!!!!"
" With a tongue like a cow, she can make a man say 'wow'!"
-Frank Zappa
I'm the daughter of Satan, but I can lick it too. And all kinds of crazy things as well. ( I don't want to imagine what kind of head a real tongue like this could give......)"Tell that little fellow to hang on tight!"...
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Looking4ever
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Oct 14 @ 7:35AM
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I love the comment "I'd love to lick you all night" or some thing along those lines. Dude, if it's taking all night, you are doing it WRONG!
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straightup_9
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Oct 14 @ 10:36AM
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FINALLY !!...Someone has told men about the "G"...lol...Guys, trust me...if you ever DO hit a ladies g-spot....you will know.......but, I agree.....you will NEVER get to lick it.....
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shellsmack
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Oct 14 @ 3:06PM
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MICA...I want that devil tongue. Just imagine what his little hands could do.
And LOOKING...if he can lick all nite, he must have a plug-in tongue with an electrical extension and backup generator.
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borachone
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Oct 14 @ 3:28PM
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shells as long as you can keep cummin' I can keep lickin' there's nothin' I love to do more .
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Nutrisse
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Oct 14 @ 5:26PM
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ponders if this is true...may have to have my man investigate this accusation...hmmmmm. 
I believe he can...no matter how many tries it takes him.
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GOODTIME643
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Oct 18 @ 4:45AM
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IF you can-not get the G-SPOT with your tounge stick two large fingers inside her wet pussy and angle them to the opening at the top of her pussy an move them in and out allow them to bang the uper part of her pussy ,,you will not only make her cum all over but she'll squirt all over as well "A wild ORGANISUM"
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Looking4ever
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Oct 18 @ 5:08AM
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"A wild ORGANISUM"
What the hell is a wild ORGANSUM?!?!?!?!
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