A husband walks into an up-market lingerie shop to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
in price from £250 to £500; the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the £500 version, and takes it home.
He presents it to his wife and invites her to go upstairs and model it for
Upstairs the wife thinks, "It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing,
so I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked, then I¹ll return it
to the shop tomorrow, and spend the refund on myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for five hundred quid
they'd have ironed it!"
He never heard the shot.
His funeral¹s on Thursday at Noon.
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