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posted 10/12/2007 2:22:33 PM |
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  dragonsflame61

A husband walks into an up-market lingerie shop to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
in price from £250 to £500; the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the £500 version, and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and invites her to go upstairs and model it for
him.

Upstairs the wife thinks, "It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing,
so I won't put it on, I'll do the modelling naked, then I¹ll return it
to the shop tomorrow, and spend the refund on myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for five hundred quid
they'd have ironed it!"

He never heard the shot.

His funeral¹s on Thursday at Noon.

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MsHelle

Oct 12 @ 2:35PM  
and that's why if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all!! a greenie for the Lady!!
Lisa46

Oct 12 @ 3:11PM  
oh you bad!!
skinonskin

Oct 12 @ 3:54PM  
A death wish statement if I ever saw one!

Good one!

Sunshinegal35

Oct 12 @ 4:23PM  

I about choked on my Cocoa Puffs reading this!
chocolatemilf

Oct 12 @ 4:50PM  
I dread the thought of hearing a crack like that.............now i know how to respond!!
casuallylooking

Oct 12 @ 5:56PM  
Some people just need to learn the hard way. . . lol
sugarnspice005

Oct 12 @ 8:31PM  
oops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopon

Oct 12 @ 9:45PM  
hornytoad55

Oct 13 @ 6:30AM  
TOO FUNNY Dayna.
Here a green thing for you.
hornytoad55

Oct 13 @ 6:33AM  
MY BAD!!!!!!! Time to go to bed. Sorry Dragonsflame61 and Dayna

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