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posted 10/12/2007 1:43:47 PM |
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The Colonoscopy
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I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam.
His new nurse, Evelyn , took me to an examining room
and told me to get undressed and have a seat
until the doctor could see me.
She said that he would only be a few minutes.

After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down.
While waiting I observed that there were three items
on a stand next to the exam table:
A tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer.

When the doctor finally came in I said,
'Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam.
I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove
is for,
but can you tell me what the BEER is for ?

At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and
over to the door and flung it open, yelling to his

Darn it Evelyn !!!!!‚

‚ I said a 'BUTT LIGHT'

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Oct 12 @ 1:59PM  
Good one!

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