Proof that Ynot Pulled Over !!!
The police arrested Ynot7769, 47+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.
On Monday, at the County courthouse, Ynot was charged with lewd and
lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session
when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.
Ynot went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out
a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a
hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really
into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Ynot failed to notice an approaching
police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I
walked up to Mr. Ynot and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Ynot.
"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
me straight in the face and said.....
"A pumpkin? .... Shit...is it midnight already??
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