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posted 10/9/2007 10:42:30 PM |
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Proof that Ynot Pulled Over !!!

The police arrested Ynot7769, 47+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the County courthouse, Ynot was charged with lewd and
lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session
when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.

Ynot went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out
a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a
hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really
into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Ynot failed to notice an approaching
police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor
approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I
walked up to Mr. Ynot and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Ynot.

"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a
pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
me straight in the face and said.....

"A pumpkin? .... Shit...is it midnight already??







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ynot7769

Oct 9 @ 10:48PM  


shoots her ...but leaves a kudo too...
maxximuss1967

Oct 9 @ 10:49PM  
thats funny! a great story!
HollyHummy

Oct 9 @ 11:36PM  
that's a whole new "The Great Pumpkin" story Charlie Brown...
Looking4ever

Oct 10 @ 12:17AM  
Oh, gawd! Thanks for letting me know, DS. I was planning on taking my kid to that very pumpkin patch this weekend! Could you imagine the damage this might have caused my child? Fortunately we live in a farming state and I can find another pumpkin patch. Hopefully, one that has been unmolested by Y!
hornytoad55

Oct 10 @ 12:19AM  
Great blog worth two Kudos but can only give one.
unfulfilled1

Oct 10 @ 12:25AM  
Hmmm sex with a pumpkin...that gives me a whole new perspective on vegetables in general...what about cucumbers, huh??
DeDe54

Oct 10 @ 12:46AM  
Good one DS!!!!!!
DeDe54

Oct 10 @ 12:47AM  
ummm slips in and puts a green thingy ma bob on the table, looks around and leaves!
Argit01

Oct 10 @ 1:01AM  
Hmmm sex with a pumpkin...that gives me a whole new perspective on vegetables in general.
Actually cucumbers are a fruit and are part of the same family of squashes as a pumpkin!
Ashinatrix

Oct 10 @ 6:53AM  
You know.........doesnt surprise me.......
I mean.......
He's got this on his porch--->

and this in his yard--->

and he still has this old calendar hanging on the fridge!!!
BuddhaDon

Oct 10 @ 9:53AM  
Lisa46

Oct 10 @ 10:19AM  
So that is why he wouldn't answer the phone when I got home the other night! I told him to go get laid not caught! Kudo to you DS!!!
Ewe_Wish

Oct 10 @ 11:00AM  
Damn, Leave it up to Ynot to pull over for a pumpkin but not a woman..........someone really needs to talk to him...........hell next he will be joining mrknowuwell in the sheep pen.................
jjhxjpb

Oct 10 @ 2:36PM  
very nice

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