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'KAREN LOST HER HUSBAND"

posted 10/9/2007 9:05:55 AM |
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Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having
trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return
back to the world. Finally, Karen agreed to go out, but didn't
know anyone. Her daughter knew just the person for her.

They fell in love and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to
join him for a weekend in the Catskills. Their first night there,
she undressed as he did. There she stood nude except for a
pair of black lacy panties. He was naked.

"Why the black panties?" he asked.

She replied, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to
explore, but down there I am still in mourning."

He knew he wasn't getting lucky that night. The following night,
same scenario. There she stood with the black panties on, only
now he was wearing a black condom.

She looked at him and asked, "What's with the black
condom?"

He replied "I want to offer my deepest condolences

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Angel_45304

Oct 9 @ 9:08AM  
loveableone

Oct 9 @ 9:12AM  
That was cute! One I have never heard before!! Thanks!
South_Of_Main

Oct 9 @ 9:16AM  
Thanks for sharing that Funguy.. I needed a good laugh this morning!

hornytoad55

Oct 9 @ 9:21AM  
Good one funguy.
31sunshine

Oct 9 @ 9:32AM  
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Oct 9 @ 9:36AM  

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