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posted 10/8/2007 9:19:26 AM |
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What was the question again????????
Body: Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?



Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the # &%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

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MsHelle

Oct 8 @ 9:24AM  
almost at that stage so a greenie for the Lady!!
mrbluefox

Oct 8 @ 9:29AM  
I guess this means no breakfast?
Ewe_Wish

Oct 8 @ 9:32AM  
OMG, You were listening at my door last night werent you............

Kudos to you!!
Nutrisse

Oct 8 @ 9:48AM  
I personally believe it is because they don't have maps to find them, as Miss South Carolina tried to explain to the U.S., not having maps and such as.

quoting kinda, Miss South Carolina
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our Nation don't have maps, and uh I believe that education like such as in South Africa and uh the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh uh, should help, South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian Countries so we will be able to help our future for our children."

Then we could change the....what was the question again?
ynot7769

Oct 8 @ 10:26AM  
*knows death n destruction when he sees it....slips in ..leaves a kudo and runs like hell *
frankbarks

Oct 8 @ 10:29AM  
people change lightbulbs? mine have been in 3 years.
NachoBaby

Oct 8 @ 11:06AM  
Hands the dragon a shiny green and ducks before the flames get too high.. baby I live in that house..
PrincessKissy

Oct 8 @ 11:21AM  
lol, made me think of my roommate... cheap sorry SOB wouldn't buy new lightbulbs for the lights in his room... instead he snuck around at night at stole bulbs out of other lamps and fixtures from the house... FFS... 2 bulbs for $1 at the dollar store
Lisa46

Oct 8 @ 11:39AM  
sneaks in drops a green thingie and slips back out of the door
NightOfOld

Oct 8 @ 1:43PM  

Ponders this a bit ....if I answer wrong I'm in deep shit....
..leaves a green thing-a-ma-bob..and slips out quietly.
MamMan

Oct 8 @ 5:52PM  
Kudo for the blog &.....


quoting kinda, Miss South Carolina
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because uh some people out there in our Nation don't have maps, and uh I believe that education like such as in South Africa and uh the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh uh, should help, South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian Countries so we will be able to help our future for our children."

This is cracking me up!!!!

The American Education system at its greatest!!!!
borachone

Oct 8 @ 9:18PM  
The question was What the hell is a light bulb and why do I need them?

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